How about we all chip in and embroider a sampler and send it to Mike Lindell? And on the sampler it will say, “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.”
I suppose you’ve got to hand it to Mike. If wishful thinking would change anything, we’d all be riding unicorns over the rainbow’s end, while watching stardust-drenched cows jump over crescent moons. No, Mike, we had to grow up and learn how to distinguish fantasy from reality and we recommend to you that it’s now time that you do so.
Here’s Mikey’s latest.
Exciting news! Mike Lindell has "a new plan, that I believe was given to me by God" that will "completely help save this country." He's holding a special event in August to reveal it. pic.twitter.com/8WMfWfgJS4
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 14, 2023
I can tell you that last summer’s fest in Springfield, Missouri was a total bust. Almost nobody showed up and Lindell had the place shut down. He was apparently afraid of left-wing reporters or something. I know this for a fact because Durrati went there and he couldn’t get into the place. It was closed off. When he tried calling days in advance to ask about press credentials he couldn’t get hold of anybody. Not a way to run an event, especially one that you’re hoping to publicize heavily and make money off of.
But Mike’s going to do it again. And again. And yet again.
Look on the bright side, everybody. If we can all just hang on until August, Mike will save us. Salvation is nigh. Think of it that way.
Doesn’t Mike have any family members that care about him? Surely they, if they wanted, could get a conservatorship, based on his demonstrated and publicized insanity. I’m assuming his company is not publicly traded, as the board would have had to have taken some action by now.
That sampler ya want for Mike, would those be cheaper by the dozen?
And “Election Crime Bureau Summit”? WTscreamingblueF? Is this a return to smoke filled rooms?
Probably the best thing to do is play Mike’s greatest his, including that old bast from the padt “I’ll be Presnting Evidence Next Week”. Hear it again as you heard it then, and again, and again, and again…..
Mikey tells us his for now secret plan comes from God? I think there’s a more rational explanation. Like it came from a really “bad trip” brought on by a tainted batch of cocaine – tainted with a blend of PCP, psychedelic mushrooms grown in sewer sludge (from the sewer line leading from Trump’s famous fake gold toilet of course), fungi grown in radioactive water that leaded from the Chernobyl sarcophagus and LSD.
Nah, meth. That is what he was hooked on when he found jeebus.
Honestly the entire population of our country getting smothered by his crappy pillows would be better than any of his ideas he claims are from the creator of the universe.
Another chance for him to embarrass himself in front of…I was going to say millions but if hundreds watch his humiliation I’d be surprised.
When I was having vehicle maintenance done today, the shop had the TV on FUX News. And there were two MyPillow ads on during the 1 hour, 20 minutes I was there. And both commercials had special codes to enter for a special discount. One of the codes was My14 and the other was My88.
I let you draw your own conclusions.