Other than the fictional Howard Beal of Network having a nervous breakdown on television, I’ve never seen anybody do it in real life until now. That appears to be exactly what’s happening with Mike Lindell. Steve Bannon is only too happy to bring Lindell on daily to say something more batshit than he said the day before. And Lindell does not disappoint. He’s got levels of batshittery he hasn’t plumbed yet. If batshit was oil, Lindell would be a rig, the way he keeps pumping it out.
In today’s broadcast, Lindell explained how the 2020 election was far more than just the outworking of the political process every four years. No Sir, he explains it in cosmic terms, as being reflective of a war in heaven and how when all is said and done people will flock to Jesus. Personally, I think this kind of lunacy explains why the percentage of church going, religious-identifying people is dropping like flies. But it makes sense that Lindell is preaching it. Most fanatics, to work themselves into their best fits, have to convince themselves that their quest is holy.
Here’s three and a half minutes, if you can take it.
I love his image of the nature of evil, pocket gophers. I think they’re adorable, personally. Maybe that’s because they’re evil and I’m evil and hey, God is obviously a Democrat, he got rid of Trump.
All of this works for me, quite well.
As a bonus, listen to Lindell rave for eleven seconds on how greedy the Democrats were, stealing both elections in Georgia, when they should have only taken one. You know, how like when you’re a kid, your mom doesn’t want you to take both cookies, she wants you to leave one for your brother, but you say screw her, I’ve got to feed my pocket gopher and you take both. It’s like that.
Mike Lindell says Democrats got so greedy they “took” both Senate seats in Georgia. He says Democrats should have left one seat. pic.twitter.com/XvmuwPEGAK
— PatriotTakes ?? (@patriottakes) August 4, 2021
No, this concept of sharing exists in nature. Why, I read an article about a guy encountering Big Foot. True story, you know I don’t make this stuff up. And in this story the man had killed two quail and when Big Foot showed up, he dropped them and cowered in fear. Big Foot picked up the fowl and he kept one and handed one back to the guy. And then he split.
Now WTH that has to do with the Georgia runoffs or the war in heaven or anything else, I haven’t the remotest clue. But it doesn’t sound any whackier than anything coming out of Lindell’s mouth.
I don’t believe in God. However, when Trump went into politics and fissures appeared in the ground spewing forth geysers not of sulfur but of orange shit all over the place I had to wonder if maybe there was a Satan!
Where did you see this, Denis?
Ursula, I saw the orange shit in an ill-fitting suit with a comically long tie, rattling down a schlock gold-plated escalator…
I’d have to say evil did pop up like gophers-Lindell, Sydney, Rudy, Lin….and that’s not to mention all of the lovely things we’re reading now being released by D.O.J. Yep. It’s popping but not the way pillow man thinks.
Didn’t bat-sh*t bannon say birth control makes women crazy? So, is pillow man on the male Pill? He’s certifiably insane so…
Bunch of morons.
How in the heck has this idiot avoided involuntary commitment to the nearest loony bin!?!?
LMAO!!! “You know, how like when you’re a kid, your mom doesn’t want you to take both cookies, she wants you to leave one for your brother, but you say screw her, I’ve got to feed my pocket gopher and you take both. It’s like that.”
Isn’t that great? I was falling on the floor with the image of evil popping up like pocket gophers. Now I know why Steve Bannon drinks, having Lindell on the show all the time.
What was his excuse prior to?
I saw it happen (with many others) once. It was embarrassing to watch: you feel for the person having it, but you’re not in a position where you can do anything.
There has to be a bottom for Lindell. The question is, will he hit it, or will it come up and hit him? After the cyber symposium, then what? Simply, the man cannot keep doing this forever. This act has to burn out and I would suspect August 13 is it. Then what? If I was one of his employees I would be very worried about job security right now.
That’s three and a half minutes of my life I’ll never get back.
Sadly, he probably is mentally ill. I have seen this compulsive behavior in addicts before.
It seems to be the way their brains are wired, which is what got them addicted to drugs or alcohol in the first place.
Disclaimer: I am not a psychologist, nor do I play one on television. I have seen similar “addictive compulsions” in family members who struggled with alcoholism. They seem prone to become “addicted” to other things (gambling or stamp collecting) after they stop using.
I have to say, it all makes sense to me. If you get vaccines, you lose your restaurants in NY. Drugs and stuff! The devil got into our children. If you add up the mathematical odds, one in a million or one in a billion, it equals a miracle. Evil pocket gophers! And of course, “these guys brought him the evidence on January 4th.” That is a flawless, unassailable, internally consistent, well thought out, cogent, and logical argument if ever I heard one. I’m also glad that we on the left will be delivered from darkness. I was worried there for a minute. Someone please get this guy back on his meds.
ROTFLMAO!
Do you realize if Mike Lindell ‘Itself’ was hanging by one arm on a cliff and had to pick between saving ‘Itself’ or praising The Trump, ‘It’d’ instinctively let go and stoically plunge into the abyss while fantasizing about getting reincarnated as The Trump’s boxer shorts?!
And ‘It’ should die of deep and slow moving venereal diseases rashes and pustules that settle deep within ‘It’s’ lying throat!
Also Ex–Former prez–The Donald–T Rump–The Trump Et and ‘Its’ Former Regime and Cronies and Henchmen and Minions–All should die by slow moving and deep rashes and festering boils!
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