The Duke of New York finally had his big homecoming yesterday, to a packed Madison Square Garden. Traitor Tot has literally been promising himself this for years, to use a gaudy, hate filled McRally to rub the noses of all the old money Manhattan snobs who ridiculed him all these years. Too bad the only way he filled it was by busing Asians in from outside, some of whom don’t speak English. Wonder what he gave them, besides double barrel birds?
By now you’ve all heard or read about the filthy, disgusting comments masquerading as jokes from a comedian who can’t get a gig outside of a Klan rally. As a former standup, I knew when I was bombing and needed to change up, and he knew it too. He’d tell a lame ass insult disguised as a joke, wait for the laughter, then say something like, Ok, Ok, we’re getting there, petulantly scolding the audience for their lack of response.
That’s OK, sh*t-for-brains, you’re getting all of the response today, and that response is a bucket of sh*t being dumped on your head. At least five GOP congress critters in competitive races in FL and NY took to Twitter to slam him for his racist crap. FL Senator Rick Scott, in a margin-of-error race also took to Twitter to disembowel the idiot. Even the Trump campaign had to release a statement stating that the alleged comedian’s views did not reflect the views of the campaign or candidate, and whimpering that they didn’t vet the script before the ass clown took the stage. Which is total bullsh*t, since it later came out that the script was loaded into the teleprompter, so somebody had to read it.
See, here’s the thing. El Pendejo ex Presidente has been boasting his fat ass off about all the inroads he’s been making in the Hispanic community. Yesterday should burnish his credentials with them. Especially when you consider that there are more than 1 million registered Puerto Rican voters in Florida, more in Georgia and North Carolina, and more than 300,000 registered Puerto Rican voters in Pennsylvania. And here’s the McGuffin. Minority voters of all stripes, Hispanics, African Americans, Asians all tend to be election day voters since they distrust early voting for vote suppression reasons. And Traitor Tot just gave them all eight days to chew on this before they go to to the polls. And best yet, Kamala Harris released her Plan for Puerto Rico hours before the MSG rally started. Nice contrast.
But because it’s Baron von Schitzenpantz, you always get more than you wanted in the first place, especially when it’s virulent racism and xenophobia. And in another segment of Il Douche’s Hate-a-palooza Trump may have just handed Harris Michigan on a silver platter.
Harris has been struggling mightily with the large Arab-American and Palestinian population in Michigan due to the Biden administrations response to Israel in the Gaza war. While not necessarily willing to vote for Traitor Tot, they would likely sit the election out in protest, or at least leave the presidential spot blank to show their displeasure.
Well yesterday at least two rally speakers, including Mother Tucker and Rudy Ghouliani, took turns slapping not only at the Palestinians, but at Arabs and Muslims in general. Carlson even told the crowd that Middle East children are taught to kill Americans by the time they’re two years old. Waddaya wanna bet that this overt Islamophobia makes at least some of those Michigan voters rethink who the lesser of two evils really is?
But here’s the fun part. Because Traitor Tot let loose this sh*t volcano only 8 days before election day, there’s literally no effective way to poll, even internally to see how bad the damage is. And anybody involved with politics will tell you, absolutely the worst thing, especially in the closing days is not knowing, because you can’t deal with what you don’t know. Suffer, scumbags.
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Karma will be served on the 5th.
With a hat tip to her new assistant FAFO.
Dare we hope that liar fuck and mayor four seasons landscaping are on video? Sure would make it easy to put out all KINDS of ads in certain markets showing voters just what these ass-hats REALLY think of them.
Thank goodness the barrel of stupidity for ‘pubes in general and trump in particular apparently has no bottom. If the Harris campaign doesn’t make sure ads featuring these fools denigrating whole swaths of the American public run the length and breadth of this nation, or at LEAST in appropriate markets in the swing states, I’d say she isn’t serious about winning.
V.P. Harris: make hay while the sun shines! We can all see the ‘pubes/trump are fertilizing your fields well.