In Trump world there are always two versions of everything, the actual story and the one concocted for another purpose, whether it’s to get a better loan, look smarter, impress people, you name it. There are always two sides or more to every story. Such is the case with Melania Trump and her journey to United States citizenship. There’s her story, one of great humility and perseverance, and then there’s the other story, the mysterious Einstein Visa and the expensive lawyer that somehow magically manifested to plead her case.
Today, Melania appeared at the swearing in ceremony of 25 new citizens, which is a rare public appearance for her.
Speaking to new citizens in DC today, Melania Trump says she was having a very difficult time trying to get her US citizenship until “ultimately my journey was streamlined” and she got it. pic.twitter.com/w10DyKPDQ6
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 15, 2023
We don’t doubt that things got streamlined. And stayed that way.
ExEpstein Girl > mail order bride > Illegal immigrant pic.twitter.com/PvLITHx1ga
— IlliniOrange86 🧡💙 (@Orange86Illini) December 14, 2023
In a speech to 25 newly naturalized citizens in Washington, D.C., Friday, Trump recounted her immigration journey. She was born and raised in Slovenia and moved to New York City in 1996. Trump said upon her arrival in the U.S., she knew she wanted it to be her permanent home.
She researched and visited embassies “with a goal of securing a worker visa.” She said the immigration process was challenging.
But she found out that many challenges could be overcome if you knew people like Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump.
“My personal experience of traversing the challenges of the immigration process opened my eyes to the harsh realities these people face, including you, who try to become U.S. citizens,” Trump said.
“And I said, no way in Hell am I doing any of that, I’m letting Donald take care of things. So what if he’s a creep.”
Trump said she was “devoted” to the process but “certainly was not an attorney.” She said was “fortunate” to receive legal counsel.
Interesting how a top immigration lawyer just fell from the sky, isn’t it. “It can happen to you, too. Just stand on enough street corners, and just like a bus, an immigration lawyer is bound to drive by.”
In 2001, Trump was reportedly given a green card through the elite EB-1 program, nicknamed the “Einstein visa” for people with “extraordinary ability.” She became a naturalized citizen in 2006 and her parents became citizens in 2018.
Maybe the architecture degree she doesn’t have and the six languages she doesn’t speak were considered to be the extraordinary abilities.
or is this Melania? Just waiting for the mothership to pick her up pic.twitter.com/4RjbpJH1jt
— MommaD (@StopTheStupid23) December 14, 2023
Perhaps her ability to “inhale” fire hydrants helped?
I’m thinking more like “pretending a mouse is a whale” (if you know what/where I mean).
Yeah it was tough phucking your way to citizenship. I wonder how you’d deal with the razor wire in the Rio Grande? Or your dead 2 year old drowned in the river? Or having little Baron ripped from your tit as a baby never to be seen again? Or…all the fault of the man who’s dick found a home in you. Yeah…what a tough road.
visited “embassies” plural? You get to choose?I still like the theory that she works for Putin.
She came up with another malapropism during this speech, about the work ethic and values her parents “installed” in her.
” I really don’t care so you?”
mellie getting an “Einstein” visa ought to open up the way for many, many, other people. Being able to obtain one when you are little more than a whore with about that much going on upstairs really lowers the bar.
I didn’t know pretending to.be a lesbian kin softcore porn was an extraordinary ability.