Kevin McCarthy is like a kid who was caught stealing from the collection plate and he wants sooooo much to just get back in the priest’s good graces before his parents find out. Whatever CPAC might have been in the past when the likes of Mitt Romney headlined, declaring himself a “severe conservative,” this year’s CPAC is a High Mass to its Dreamsickle Deity, nothing more, nothing less.

The GOP — to hear the people at this conference — is not only the party of Trump, it is the religion of Trumpism, and if you want to sit in the pews and worship the idol, you must pay tribute — and verily, that is exactly what is going on. Hear Kevin McCarthy testify to how his idol, Donald Trump, taunted by death on one side and Democrats on the other nevertheless defeated them both and made it possible for incumbent GOPers to keep their seats. While deathly ill from COVID-19, Trump was undaunted. He would not Stop Working for his beloved Republicans. Praise the Pumpkin Prophet.

But it was enough. This should be toadying enough to please Trump. Or, maybe it won’t be.

Tomorrow night’s the big spectacle, when the Wizard of GQP takes the stage.

 

 

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Confederate Performance Acting Conference.

    Nothing about facts or policy, just RWNJ performances of fealty to Dimwit Donny, The Great Orange One.

    No substance because everything is based on the lie that Trump is a competent, functioning human, when even a cursory glance at his record of laziness, failure, (socially, in business, and politically), misogyny, racism, ineptitude, stupidity, and vanity reveals he’s not.

  2. Picture a room with everyone bowed down to an empty podium. The caption? “Is nothing sacred?” Cartoonist. Anyway, point made as the stupid human race marches on.

    • Heyoka tricksters would say nothing actually is sacred but they’d say that mostly to clear out the deadwood. This bunch is pretending the deadwood isn’t about to collapse on them. The rest of the human race isn’t stupid enough to agree with them, which is a good sign.

  3. Do these people truly believe their own b.s. (which stinks BTW) or are they beholden to someone/s due to MICE. Money, Ideology, Compromise and Ego (all that is 45 to V lad – we know that – but all the others!?)

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