I love it when some dumb ass gives a bunch of kids a whole bag of Snickers, which they immediately inhale, and then watch them bounce around the room like a family of kangaroos, demolishing the place. But I only love that when it’s somebody else’s kids, and somebody else’s house.

Welcome to the GOP House caucus. In order to get elected Squeaker, Cavein McCarthy gave the House Freedom caucus two bags of Snickers, and now they’re trashing the place like a garage band in a Cleveland hotel room. Everybody has a blast until they get the room bill with the damages charges added in.

In the heady days of McCarthy retaking the House by the skin of his teeth, he gleefully announced that the new, improved GOP House was going to relitigate the Capitol riot all over again. He was going to empanel a committee to Investigate the Democratic J6 committee members, and their work.

Immediately, everybody from RNC leadership to the GOP Senate leadership literally begged McCarthy to put J6 away in the closet, and then flush the key down the toilet. 2022 showed that voters of all stripes were sick to death of the 2020 election and the Capitol riot. But the Freedom caucus was hell bent on rewriting January 6th to show His Lowness as blameless as a gamboling lamb, so that was the freight he had to pay. And he did.

Which led to the brain dead decision to give FUX News serial liar Fucker Carlson exclusive access to more than 41,000 hours of Capitol surveillance video to do his J6 redux. And guess what? Everybody hates it! The Capitol police hate it, the media hates the con job, even the GOP Senate caucus hates it, and they’re joyfully dumping shit on McCarthy’s head. But since this is the bed of nails that McCarthy has chosen to lie on, all he can do is to roll over and try to find a comfortable position.

But according to new reporting in Politico, even the GOP House caucus is finding the Carlson spotlight a bit too hot. Earlier today they held a closed door caucus meeting to discuss strategy, especially their response to Biden’s budget, scheduled to be released tomorrow. And it was amazingly collegial;

Carlson didn’t come up at all during House Republicans’ meeting, according to four members in the room who spoke on condition of anonymity. And not a single GOP lawmaker asked about it when given the chance to speak.

According to the reporting, multiple GOP members who were present were surprised by the amiable atmosphere throughout. And for good reason. With a bunch of self absorbed nihilist toddlers like MTG, Lauren Boebert, Gym Bag Jordan, and Sugar Daddy Matt Gaetz, There is no such thing as a meeting sans whining, drama, and bullshit. In trying to hold the line, and spread the new catechism, House whip Steve Scalise took to the microphones to embellish;

“It seems like some in the press want to talk about Jan 6 every day. So do Democrats. They only want to talk about certain parts of it, though,” House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-La.) told reporters during a press conference where every question focused on the Fox News footage.

That’s all fine as far as it goes. But even a bunch of misfit toy Evangelicals like these reprobates should remember that it takes longer than one minute to sing Kumbaya. And by the two minute mark, Politico was reporting that House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer, and Machine Gun Marjie are setting up a GOP congressional delegation to make a field trip to the federal lockup to visit rioters being held pending trial. I don’t even want to think about what’s in MTG’s homemade chocolate chip cookies. That could constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

And for the cherry on top, McCarthy said that the House is in the process of actually formulating the committee that will investigate the January 6th investigators. And won’t that be a kick in the ass? Especially considering the way that Jordan’s Committee on the Weaponization of the Government is collapsing like some 3rd rate Rube Goldberg contraption.

I’ve got a little secret for you, my dear friends. McCarthy and the GOP are boned. Sideways. As I previously wrote, Fucker Carlson is walking on a razors edge. Traitor Tot literally made Carlson what he is at FUX. And Carlson’s only lifeline is that 41,000 of surveillance video. And as long as he still has access to that video, he’ll desperately keep churning out more and more revisionist history, trying to prove his loyalty. In fact it wouldn’t amaze me if the sniveling little shit wasn’t feverishly trying to put together a two hour infomercial to be aired in prime time in the next week or so. He’s that desperate. And FUX will let him, because their asses are in the same runaway mine car that his is.

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. As long as Carlson can keep broadcasting lame revisionist surveillance video, he’ll do it. And everybody will hate it, especially moderates and independents of every stripe. Just look at today. Fucker Carlson is overpowering the media news cycle. The House GOP would love to trumpet their legislative victory in overturning Washington DC’s progressive bill to revamp the city criminal code, but they can’t get a word in edgewise. And 2024 is right around the corner. Tick-Tock.

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  1. Frozen fishbait fucker has a nightly platform. The house toddlers do not. Mcarthy, like all bloodsuckers, likes to operate in the dark, and behind closed doors. He has no brakes on this runaway train. Not to mention they’ve lost the senate where Moscow mitch runs the party. Hell, I even swallowed hard and called tillis’s office for finally telling the truth, although I couldn’t resist reminding his staff he still has blood on his hands having voted to keep the fascist in office TWICE. At first, I was surprised to hear him call bullshit on fucker’s fantasy, but, I remembered he’s a company man, and when mitch went public, his caucus got the green light. So white gumby has lost the best political assassin to have his back. Moscow mitch knows the house may continue to cost HIM power, and that’s going to continue to rile the turtle. McCarthy is, as my southern family used to say, just sorry. It means not worth a goddamn. Grab the popcorn. The show is just getting started.

  2. Murf, honey, thank you—-and all who write here—-for your ability to actually listen/read the craziness, and distill it for us without going insane. I read reputable news sites, but I do not listen to news. At all. I read because I want to know what goes on, but I cannot stomach hearing the voices or the rise in blood pressure!

    • Thank you Janet!!! That single co0mment just made all of the effort and insanity of the day worthwhile…I’m glad you found it useful!!! 🙂

  3. This quote from Paul Dini seems appropriate here: “Pretty good joke, actually…as long as it didn’t happen to you.” It will be amazing to watch the fallout of all these panic moves, like gasoline being shot out of a hose on a raging forest fire.

  4. If the GOP is going to make a run at national power again, it must find a way to deny the reality of January 6 and neutralize the cloud of seditious stink that still clings to every Republican because of Trump and the insurrectionists.


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