Holy Not Reading the Room, Batman! Mike Lindell really fell on his face this time! Yes, indeed he did. This was not the time nor the place for this particular act to take place. Lindell was on stage at Charlie Kirk’s MAGA convention, yes, the same one where Steve Bannon was crowing about Trump “winning” and Roseanne Barr was complaining about Marxists — as if she would know the difference between Karl and Groucho, if she met them both in the same room. That MAGA convention.
Lindell has long been the star of these events, but that could all change in a heartbeat. Here he is breaking the first commandment of Trump world: Thou Shalt Never Say That Trump Lost. No, that is blasphemy, not to mention heresy, and it will get you booted from further MAGA conventions to come — not to mention the fact that you won’t get to drink the kool-aide with everybody else when the time comes.
If the thing that happened didn't happen then it would happen that what happened would not have happened if it happened.
Crowd lost at third happen.
— Jeffrey M. Daniels (@JeffreyMDaniels) December 19, 2023
I remember how I was moved to tears when reading the language of the Founding Father’s, how, “we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our Sacred Honor.” That kind of an oath meant something in those days. They put it all on the line for this wonderful social experiment of democracy, on this continent, in that day and age. Then some 240 years later, after the invention of television, we saw the 2016 election turn into a fiasco followed by the farce of 2020 — and enter one Mike Lindell.
Lindell definitely turned the stolen election conspiracy theory into something we had never seen before. Hit that blue link and read my satirical answer to who Lindell is in our lives and how we all got here. And he’s always just two weeks away from revealing a devastating secret, two weeks away from the Supreme Court overturning the election and “reinstating” Donald Trump, a mechanism that doesn’t even exist in the Constitution but why bother with trifles, right?
But surely God, who sent Trump to save them all, His will wouldn't be stopped by something as pesky as rigged voting machines, amirite?
— Captain Fabulous 🌈🏳️⚧️🇮🇹 🇺🇦🖖🎶 (@AlexWW1701) December 19, 2023
— Brian O'Loughlin🟧 🍀🐶🌊 (@brianoloughlin9) December 19, 2023
Now the obvious question, that none of these people can answer, is why oh why if it is so easy to “steal” elections, why didn’t “we steal” the 2016 election? You never get an answer to that. That’s because it would upset their central thesis that not all of the elections are getting stolen, only the ones that they want to complain about. But all the Republican senators who got reelected, and Republican congressmembers would have you know that they won fair and square — all the while trying to convince you that Trump (who was on the very same ballot as many of them) didn’t. So, how again, were these ballots rigged?
You don’t utter those two syllables, “Trump lost.” They can’t handle that. The entire foundation for the Capitol Riot and all the folly with Strikeforce Rudy has been that Trump was deprived of something that was rightfully his. You can’t even breathe “maybe” Trump lost. The MAGA cult is founded on the basis that Trump is here to save some warped version of America that never existed, but now it will, and that he won the 2020 election. Those are the key tenets.
You’re stepping on your own dick, Mike. Don’t come crying to us when you end up like Lauren Boebert, excommunicated from the Cult. It happened to her, it can happen to you.
Good points. Remember orangebob shitpants was claiming the 2016 was rigged, until he won by hiding his crimes, and with putin’s military intelligence helping him…along with the tens of millions of poor excuses for human beings. FREE PILLOWS FOR EVERYONE! Maybe then they’ll welcome him back to the cult.
how to cry wolf into your pillow.