I am quite sure that the stubby mushroom cannon on that thing is not going to intimidate either side in the ongoing Ukrainian conflict, but if you watch the clip below MAGA moron does his best to present it as at least functioning. The manufacturer of this flopping floatie has apparently learned the most lucrative lesson to be gleaned from the emergence of the Cult of Trump – that there is no product too stupid or embarrassing to own that it cannot be turned into a buck… in this case probably more than two hundred of them…
What a sad indictment of capitalism.
Our friend PatriotTakes and his gang over at Twitter/x have an absolute heyday with this idiot:
Two pumps and a squirt- MAGA dude ironically creating the best homage to Trump ever💦💦😂
— Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) July 5, 2024
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
The grift has creeped into the floaties section now?
— TruthBeTulled (@Tizull) July 5, 2024
Next stop Lawn and Garden…
I am a scientist who has studied IQ measurement, for decades. The man talking in this video has an IQ between 67-73
— phil (@PartPhil) July 5, 2024
Yup
Ah, I see that the world has invented a new form of birth control. (How can I unsee this? 🤢)
— morandifan (@morandifan1) July 5, 2024
Unfortunately we can’t.
They get offended when someone tells them that they are in a cult but every day they present evidence that the observation of this is a fact.
— Carlos (@pensador65) July 5, 2024
💯
Surely that limp, do nothing “cannon” is ironic, right?
— DIGGS is tired of this shit (@MatthewDigby22) July 5, 2024
Too stoopid for irony.
Yeah that's mature and manly pic.twitter.com/py2bTnCk8c
— Serendipity🌊 (@SerendipityinFl) July 5, 2024
😆
These are all the guys who couldn't get laid in high school.
— Eccentric Foodie☮️🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦💙🫏 (@FoodieEccentric) July 5, 2024
Yup
He needs that float to keep him upright in the shallow end of the gene pool.
— Rosemarie Lane 🇺🇸🏴☠️🏝🎣🐶 (@KeysMom1031) July 5, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
It's just a correct, tasteless reflection of Trump. The Christian Right will love it.
— Teresa Cardwell (@TeresaCardwell3) July 5, 2024
Yup
They are absolutely the worst the world has to offer.
— Salvie (@alwaysblue1969) July 5, 2024
Probably?
And then they post it on social media…😂😂😂
— that's hilarious! (@TAZGal52) July 5, 2024
I know, unbelievable…
There is nothing about these people that isn’t vulgar.
— Tonianne DeMaria (@Sprezzatura) July 5, 2024
Nope
Reenacting the Stormy encounter?
— Mike D (@mdliny) July 5, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
These is exactly how they will fight in the "civil war" they keep promising.
— CarrieT (@UclaBruin1998) July 5, 2024
🤞🤞🤞
This will be the Secretary of Defense if Trump gets another term
— Schnickelfritz 🍻 (@schnickILfritz) July 5, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
I don’t know about ya’ll but I kinda hope Elon sees this and goes all Icarus with the Space-X model…
🤣🤣🤣
That was too funny Dino! Thank you for my morning laugh!
PHUUUUCK! Scopes was wrong after all!
Hell…even the confederacy put up a better fight…of course the bravest of them lie in the ground. This is the weak spawn left over.
I like the analogy that Trump is a floater.
Time to flush him away.
As said over here:- “If he had brains, he might be dangerous”