Hey, Dotard, the 1990’s are on the phone and they want their entertainers back!

Donald Trump rang in the New Year last night with the biggest acts he could afford…er…convince to show up at short notice at his Roach Motel.

I mean Vanilla Ice has been making questionable decisions about whose company he keeps since his ‘90’s hay days hanging out in Miami with drug kingpin Pablo Escobar.

But couldn’t Donatello land a less toxic gig?

Twitter is still laughing:


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Yeah, I’d much rather be at that party.


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Good lord, I hope Eric’s wife doesn’t get drunk and start caterwauling.


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I can’t fault her for avoiding that debacle…


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Whelp folks, it doesn’t look like 2024 portends anything new and original from the Orangeutan.

But, at all costs we have to avoid Vanilla Ice singing on the National Mall next January.

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19 COMMENTS

  1. Lame doesn’t begin to describe whatever the f**k that was. (Cool, fun and enjoyable are NOT on the list of adjectives for damned sure) Vanilla Ice was lame and stupid back in the day. And if Trump told his staff “get me a Rapper so I’ll look cool and hip” expecting his buddy Kanye or maybe an asshole like Ice-T to show up I doubt he was please at who appeared on his stage. Someone’s out of a job this morning. Of course, in time they’ll realize getting fired by Trump and getting away from that mess was the best thing that could have happened to them.

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      • Try him using his fame to promote anti-covid 19 vaccines, which the Maga crowd loved. That’s a start, since it helped spread the disease and the variants causing unnecessary death and illness. Another egotistical moron who thinks his tv and rap career makes him smarter than the scientists.

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          • Yeah it was Ice Cube…googled and was trying to watch Rachel at same time. However Ice T did put out a rap about killing police at one time. Oh, I know he then played a cop on tv…however a lot of young guys know the song and ARE armed, and they don’t watch TV. NOT good. A cop just got shot and killed in Greensboro trying to stop an eighteen year old kid from stealing beer. Shit stays alive when you put out music inflaming those without much hope in getting anywhere.

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    • What is so wrong with Ice T? Isn’t he the guy who came up from basically nothing and made a name for himself as a successful rapper and then a very successful actor? Seems like his is a life story worthy of being praised because his outcomes could have been much worse. Is/was he perfect? No but he sure as shit turned his life around from where he was as a teen/young adult. Also, unless I missed something Ice T is no magat and is damned sure no kanye.

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        • How do you know that his song “killed people”? So, how police have undeservedly killed people has nothing to do with their being killed? Why’re you saying things without any proof?

          • Read my statement. I didn’t say the song directly killed anyone, but a young angry population, armed by the Republicans that put 400 million guns on the street, listen to a song that INFLAMES their sense of injustice and HOW to deal with the police…kill them. NOT GOOD as I said. That’s a fact pal. HE SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE IT. Therefore he’s not a phucking Saint because he got rich rapping and PRETENDING to be a police officer on TV. I never said shit about the police, who EVERYONE knows does a lot of racist and deadly shit.

  3. Baby huey looks like a man who has 91 things on his mind. It may be a time of hope for us in the new year, but it looks like the ‘winter of my discontent’ for the Fascist Pig Of The Year! Ice is right…like he’ll be put on ice as all dead fish in the market are. He’ll be Luca Brazi…sleeping with the fishes.

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  6. I think the last time I heard Ice Ice Baby on the radio, I was in Desert Shield/Desert Storm. The only thing missing from this party was Grandmaster Karl Rove.
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