If you never read my piece on how Mike Lindell isn’t real, he’s a character out of the Twilight Zone, do so now. It will explain everything. You probably read here last week how Lindell has a drone, which is going to fly around polling sites and “monitor” voting machines. Turns out, that’s illegal as hell and so Lindell walked that one back, toute suite. Here’s the problem with that.

Lindell boasted that his team is working on deploying WMDs for elections in Louisiana, a state that recently updated its criminal trespassing laws to clarify that flying an unauthorized surveillance drone above a building is just as illegal as sending it zooming through the interior.

“For purposes of this Subsection, the phrase ‘enter upon immovable property’ as used in this Subsection, in addition to its common meaning, signification, and connotation, shall include the operation of an unmanned aircraft system as defined by R.S. 14:337 in the air space over immovable property owned by another with the intent to conduct surveillance of the property or of any individual lawfully on the property,” Louisiana’s very specific trespass code reads.

Louisiana law also prohibits “the intentional use of an unmanned aircraft system to conduct surveillance of, gather evidence or collect information about, or photographically or electronically record a targeted facility without the prior written consent of the owner of the targeted facility,” which appears to foreclose on Lindell’s unmanned aircraft surveillance plan.

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted, right? So Mikey can’t replay the scene he did in Springfield, MO last week, where a drone flew in the back door — that is unless he wants to add criminal trespassing to his other legal headaches, namely two lawsuits, asking for a billion dollars each, brought by Smartmatic and Dominion Voting Systems.

During a Thursday event, he flew a drone-mounted device into a conference center and described it as a new technology designed to search polling sites for suspicious WiFi.

“This device, as it flew into this building, this wireless monitoring device, it just grabbed all of your cell phones, everybody in this room, every device that’s on the internet right now,” Lindell told his audience

He envisioned the device as part of a large, crowd-sourced effort to monitor polling location in real time from an app he developed.

Lindell on Friday maintained that his device his not a drone and that he envisions clerks controlling the equipment.

“The drone doesn’t have anything to do with it,” he clarified to The Daily Beast. “This is a thing to help our country. It secures our elections. The country clerks are going to have the device…they can see if one of these machines come online and they lied to us. Everyone says they’re not online. And I have Frank Social dot com app where everyone in their own neighborhood can watch what’s going on. The people voted in a house that eight people voted, only one person lives there—they’re going to see all that too.”

That sounds a bit too Big Brother-ish for my tastes.

Hit this link to hear Mike squirm on Charlie Kirk’s podcast. Now it’s not a drone. Now it’s something that hooks up to a router and uses radio waves to measure voting fraud. Whut? And no I don’t know whether a tin foil hat will improve reception, but hey, it can’t hurt, right?

 

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9 COMMENTS

  1. It’s also illegal under FAA regulations (never mind FCC regs on hacking phone connections)

    Oh, as a commercial operation, the controller has to have an FAA license and also the quad has to carry identification

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    • And naturally this nitwit knows none of that. He’s amazing. Lindell is an idiot savant. I give him all credit for making millions with his pillows. That’s something not everybody can do. But what he’s gotten himself into now is clearly over his head.

  2. I’m confused at that whole word salad thing about “The people voted in a house that eight people voted, only one person lives there.” Did someone turn their home into a polling place (apparently that’s legal in some areas)? How does he know how many people live in a house or how many people “voted?” How does he know these “eight people” weren’t going there to buy drugs or engage in group sex?

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  4. Suggestion to pillow guy: send your stupid little drones over to MT-we shoot them down. We ask no questions like “who might this p.o.s. thing belong to” or “maybe we should let this dumb-ass know he can’t do this”. We just shoot ’em down. Our take over here is that there is no good use for those damned things EXCEPT to invade our privacy (which according to the MT constitution, is inviolate).

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