This little ditty is of course sung to Charlie Daniels The Devil Went Down To Georgia. If you’re unfamiliar, you live under a rock, since I don’t like country music, and even I know how it goes
Li’l Donnie went down to Georgia, he was lookin’ to score a win
But the shit was deep, the DA was hip, the situation looked pretty dim
Still he took his shot, rented a lot, put up a stage and some lights
And waited for the place to fill up, so he could bellow into the night
A couple of blocks away there was the Ebenezer church
In fact their pastor was the one that Donnie wanted to leave in the lurch
An aide rushed in and shouted that the Devil was down the block
The Reverend said just gentle down, and we’ll tend to our flock
There’s Lil Donnie, takin’ the stage/ Whipping his base up into a rage
The Reverend Warnock playin’ it cool. Makin’ Li’l Donnie look like a fool
Li’l Donnie whipped ’em up, he was really on his game
LOCK HER UP! they screamed when Donnie mentioned Hillary’s name
Mexican rapists, immigrant scum, coming to take your jobs
I’ll Make America Great Again, so donate you useless slobs!
The Reverend told his flock to just ignore that pompous ass
The Lord taught us comport ourselves with dignity and class
They come and they go, we’ve seen ’em before, and I’m sure we’ll see ’em again
But I gotta say that son-of-a-bitch is the worst that’s ever been!
Li’l Donnie went home feeling great. Knowing he’d filled his base with hate
The Reverend Warnock just gave a grin. Knowing that the Devil never wins
Very clever.