Think for a second – do you ever see Laura Loomer and Kimberly Guilfoyle in the same room at the same time? Ok, just kidding but a CT person could have a lot of fun speculating on whether Guilfoyle and Loomer have been combined into one person. Or Kim has been stuffed inside Laura’s skin. What IS real is that Loomer is Trump’s muse these days and Guilfoyle might as well be in Witness Protection.
Lot’s is being made lately of how too crazy for RWNJ crazies Laura Loomer now has Trump’s ear. Flies around with him on his jet and apparently is a key advisor. If Republicans in general are distressed (and they are) about her sudden and outsized role just imagine how Chris LaCivita and Susie Wiles feel. Hell, even Corey Lewindowsky can’t intimidate Loomer away from Trump! (Or so it seems so far) What dawned on me skimming through some recent articles on PZ (admin stuff I do) is that Fredo 2 tried to speak up on Trump’s behalf (and got roasted) but I didn’t see or hear anything from Fredo 1/Don Jr. This afternoon I realized another outsized voice has seemingly gone silent. Where is Kimberly Guilfoyle?
Remember how brash, how bold, how ‘in liberal’s faces’ she was for so long? She put on quite the show. Kind of sickening like a car wreck but she got noticed. And she’s been ‘engaged’ to Don Jr. for… how many years now? My mind recoils at the prospect of thinking why the two of them have never gotten around to tying the knot. Let’s just say ‘yuck’ and leave it at that. Given Trump’s legal woes you’d think Guilfoyle might have wound up on one the the various teams Trump has needed. Nope.
What I find more interesting about Guilfoyle’s past isn’t that she was once married to California Gov. Gavin Newsome, but that she worked in the San Francisco DA’s office prosecuting criminals. Hmmm. There’s someone else that’s in the news who was in that same job at that same time. Maybe Guilfoyle is on the Trump sh*t list because she can’t come up with any “dirt” on Kamala Harris from those days – and if rumors of things not being all that smooth with her ‘fiance’ Don Jr. she’s being wise and refusing to just be Trumpian and make sh*t up. That also makes me wonder if she’s got access to info at Mar A Lago, specifically internal polling and financial information on campaign cash available that make her thing Trump will lose. Frankly I don’t think Harris would want to see her prosecuted if Guilfoyle spouted a bunch of lies. I think Harris would quietly arranged a quick chat – a ‘Hey, things get heated in campaigns. Put out a half-assed non-apology apology, shut up and fade away and we can both forget about it and move on.’
I was curious earlier so I did a search to see just what, if anything Kimberly and Don Jr. have been up to. Not much. There’s a story from The Independent about her speaking at the Florida GOP annual gala four days ago and having to ask the crowd to applaud. Wow. That’s quite a change from the gal who danced and pranced at Trump events and SCREAMED about ‘The best is yet to come!’ Reduced to getting a gig at some stuffy dinner and her speech falling so flat she’s asking people to applaud the ‘applause lines.’ (Maybe Marco Rubio can console her)
There’s also an article from Meaww.com claiming Guilfoyle’s relationship with Junior is on the rocks. Speculation ramped up when she was a no-show at Trump’s Sept. 10 Debate despite the aforementioned Laura Loomer’s presence. Eric and Lara were there too, as was Trump lawyer(? – technically she’s one, just not any good) Alina Habba. That Melania was nowhere to be found surprised no one. Guilfoyle’s absence however got noticed, especially since she wasn’t there for Trump’s debate with Biden. Add that in to what the linked article refers to as Don Jr.’s ‘odd reaction’ to her 2024 convention speech and it sure looks like Kimberly is OUT.
And Laura Loomer is in! If there’s gnashing of teeth and rending of garments in the GOP over this turn of events I love it. Indulge yourself with a little fun and imagine how f**ked Republicans must feel that Trump (and many of them) find themselves longing for the days when Kimberly Guilffoyle was the brash gal proclaiming Trump’s ‘greatness’ and who at times had his ear! (More so than Junior ever has) Hey, I take my entertainment where I can find it.
Well, I could ramble on about this for hours but there are better things to do. Just take one last look at the title pic. They could be sisters. Or maybe the Trump horror show isn’t just real but has an aspect we are only now becoming aware of, and Loomer has in fact consumed Guilfoyle.
Maybe it sounds callous but when someone decompensated to screaming, ranting, raving and threatening violence, they were put in four point restraints in the padded cell. We didn’t pay much attention to what they had to say after that.
Trump and Loomer are a good match. … I hope he listens to her and takes her advice. … She brings out the true essence of Trump. … Both have no self-control and speak without thinking.
I am curious about one thing-where is Melania while all this is going on? If the various articles lately have any credence, at the very least he’s getting pretty handsy with this loomer person. Given his history of dating his future wives while still married this ought to be fairly ominous to Melania. I wonder what the pre-nup says? If it has been upgraded, I wonder what the upgrades might be?
I’ve often thought she has a revealing memoir to be written once she is rid of him but if she’s putting her name on whatever book that is fixing to be put out about the “assassination” attempt, she will be burning up her chance at perhaps millions for something I doubt will sell to anyone but the most rabid magats leaving most of the books unsold. She’s already told everyone what she “saw” and it was in no way connected to reality.
Where is kimberly? Well, she might be out getting blow for nose candy boy-as much as he looks like he does, that’d take all her time I should think. Another thought-looking at that face of hers which SCREAMS “I get plastic surgery done regularly” she might be getting more work done. Lord knows those lips are nightmarish. One last thought: she IS with fredo 1 who did talk him into putting hillbilly boy on the ticket so they both may be in exile.