Two questions immediately leapt to mind when I saw this ad: 1. What happened to the steaks, Kimberly? You remember she used to hawk mail order steaks? and 2. These aren’t Mike Lindell’s sheets. OMG. Did Kimberly and Junior have a spat with Mike? Say it isn’t so.

I guess this is what you do when you have lost all sense of propriety and you’ll do anything to make a dime. I don’t know what happened to this woman. She had a fine career at one point as a prosecutor, she was married to an up and coming young politician, now the Governor of California and she had the world by the tail.

Enter Fox News — which Gavin Newsome blames for his ex-wife’s path to where she is now — and down the rabbit hole she went.

Junior is big and really hairy? Um….Kim? Are you sure you’re not sleeping with Big Foot? Or, wait a minute, I got it: Junior turns into Wolfman during the full moon. Which makes sense to me. Guilfoyle looks like a vampire no matter what the phase of the moon.

Now Ladies, shall we draw straws for this? Who wants to tell Kimberly that the “hot” has nothing to do with the bed coverings, she’s just going through menopause?

Guilfoyle and Junior have been “engaged” now for five years. What’s up with that? Again, who wants to break it to Kim that being engaged to an unemployed junkie, albeit one with a trust fund, and hawking sheets on a rumble podcast is no kind of a life.

But I guess everything is relative, right? I hope Kim gets whatever she wants out of her association with the Trumps. Infamy and ridicule is all that I see. She could do much better. She did do much better.

 

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16 COMMENTS

  1. With all that money you’d have thought she could afford a better plastic surgeon.

    Unsubtle is putting it mildly.

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  2. This is totally disgusting!!! And a sign of just what a shallow POS Guilfoyle is…She’s a disgrace to my heritage…Like those women online who offer to sell panties they’ve worn for perverts to sniff…But on the other hand, she’s PERFECT for a despicable toad like Diaper Donnie Jr…

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  3. Gud Dammit Ursula? If I manage to overcome my chronic insomnia problems and can grab four or five hours of uninterrrupted sleep tonight it will be filled with nightmares! Just reading that headline I thought Ewwwwwwww! Revolting. Nauseating. Yuck.

    No amount of Brain Bleach can overcome this!

    I think Kymberly is a Succubus:

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  4. I guess one way to deal with growing old and facing mortality is to have ZERO self awareness. She and frosty the snowman are well suited in that regard.
    ” Idiot wind. Blowing everytime you move your teeth. You’re an idiot babe. It’s a wonder you still know how to breathe.” Bob Dylan

  5. Denis, in that case, cue up The Morning After…backwards. The kids saved Chef using it, maybe it will save our democracy.

  6. Next they’ll be hawking the sheets from the rapist’s tryst in Moscow. GET UR PEE STAINED SHEETS!!! STEP RIGHT UP!!! GET A SECOND SET FREE ALONG WITH A MY PILLOW!

  7. I didn’t watch it, I just read the comments. And having read the comments, I can’t bring myself to watch it.

  8. Junior’s “trust fund” won’t buy a Big Mac by the time all the lawyers get done.
    Plus being banned from conducting “business” in New York means they will have to sell a lot of sheets to keep a roof over their heads.

  9. OMG, is this REAL?,

    What possible evil source would convince this female toad to offer such a deal?

    Maybe, those that are really weird enough to order will get a new package of fine sheets with a release note attached, product new, only are the same brand of sheets we play in, we reuse our sheets until they fall apart … these are ONLY an entertainment product, no other responsibility or rights suggested …

    However, the EU feature still stands, the last place I would want to be, is in Dump-D-Dump II’s hairy bedroom … OR his sheets!

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