Poor Kevin McCarthy. Think of him as the derelict’s Indiana Jones. Years ago, Donald Trump moved a great rock away from a cave marked Hate and all manner of Evil was unleashed into the world. McCarthy has since tried to move the rock back (he asked Mike Pence to help him, but Pence said, “Forget it, dude, I’m getting a pacemaker put in, I’ve got a bum ticker”) and then the rock started chasing him, all by himself. Mitch won’t help him. When McCarthy called him, McConnell snapped, “She’s one of yours, clean up your own damn mess. I’m too busy trying to put a human face on Ted, Tom and Josh. You try it!” and he slammed down the phone and pulled his neck back into his shell.

So now Kevin has to sanitize Marjorie Taylor Greene’s KKK Klan Aryan “Anglo-Saxon political traditions” caucus, announced Friday, and the rock has never been bigger or heavier nor moved faster. Kevin can’t keep up, but here’s his latest shot. (gulp) (Feel free to throw him a bottle of Gator Aide as he races by, outrunning a rock doesn’t leave a guy time to go to 7-11 or anything.)

Well, let’s give Kevin a break, shall we? He’s identified the elements, at least. He’s got them bass ackwards but at least they’re there. Yes, the GOP is the party of Lincoln, sorta, kinda, because he was the first Republican presidential candidate when the new party formed. And yes, there are dog whistles involved. So if Kevin just revises it to “We’re the party of dog whistles, not Lincoln,” then it will be perfect. See how easy that was to fix?

 

 

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5 COMMENTS

  1. Give Kevin a break? You are talking about the idiot the tried to promote Russia in 2016 and took Russian money at the time. Oh, I know a lot of Rethuglicans did. They thought they understand that fine line between taking money and being traitors and very few people thought to correct them. Kevin looks so much like the psychopath in Silence of the Lambs. I had hoped he might eat some of Trump’s brains but I realized there is nothing nutritious and worthwhile there. There is no there there in either of them.

  2. How ’bout we not give ol’ Kev a break and we hold his wee lil’ ol’ tootsies to the fire. I cannot believe HE expects us to give him a break. lmao.

  3. How is anyone gonna take them seriously when they come up with this stuff? Over and over again . . . Dog whistles, shouts, and barks.

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