Poor Kevin McCarthy. Think of him as the derelict’s Indiana Jones. Years ago, Donald Trump moved a great rock away from a cave marked Hate and all manner of Evil was unleashed into the world. McCarthy has since tried to move the rock back (he asked Mike Pence to help him, but Pence said, “Forget it, dude, I’m getting a pacemaker put in, I’ve got a bum ticker”) and then the rock started chasing him, all by himself. Mitch won’t help him. When McCarthy called him, McConnell snapped, “She’s one of yours, clean up your own damn mess. I’m too busy trying to put a human face on Ted, Tom and Josh. You try it!” and he slammed down the phone and pulled his neck back into his shell.
So now Kevin has to sanitize Marjorie Taylor Greene’s KKK Klan Aryan “Anglo-Saxon political traditions” caucus, announced Friday, and the rock has never been bigger or heavier nor moved faster. Kevin can’t keep up, but here’s his latest shot. (gulp) (Feel free to throw him a bottle of Gator Aide as he races by, outrunning a rock doesn’t leave a guy time to go to 7-11 or anything.)
Yah, it used to be. But you guys have indulged every worst impulse of your party, cheered every maniac, elevated every racist, and this is what you get. The GQP is none of what you described. It is a white nationalist party, dedicated to racial purity and authoritarianism.
— Kurt "Masks Save Lives" Eichenwald (@kurteichenwald) April 16, 2021
Imma let you finish, but…
No, actually, I'm not.
The seditious flotsam dragging behind the sewage barge of national populism is a nativist dog whistle set to ear-splitting volume. https://t.co/OAxVXzFstg
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 16, 2021
BWAHAHAHAHA..
LITERALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD AT THIS UTTER BULLSHIT.. LOUD, SO LOUD IT SCARED THE DOGS
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THAT PAST HALF CENTURY??? https://t.co/LfbECHGvP4
— Shannon in Ohio 4 (@ShannonFreshour) April 16, 2021
Is this a parody account? – the modern GOP protects statues of confederate traitors who would have killed lincoln and GOP supporters run around with confederate flags https://t.co/uNrgVybsiw
— Steven Strauss (@Steven_Strauss) April 16, 2021
If America was built on the idea that we were all created equal, why did we have to add amendments for black people and women to make it law for them to be treated equally?
— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) April 16, 2021
Lincoln would have nothing to do with you jackasses. https://t.co/bNPWU16sSY
— Robert Ellingsworth (@BY1959) April 16, 2021
His people don't even bother to give him a heads up when they tryna set up a Klan Caucus.
— Bronze Bender (@yrubored) April 16, 2021
Well, let’s give Kevin a break, shall we? He’s identified the elements, at least. He’s got them bass ackwards but at least they’re there. Yes, the GOP is the party of Lincoln, sorta, kinda, because he was the first Republican presidential candidate when the new party formed. And yes, there are dog whistles involved. So if Kevin just revises it to “We’re the party of dog whistles, not Lincoln,” then it will be perfect. See how easy that was to fix?
This is Kev’s version of multi-tasking – he’s running his own parody account. ?
It’s always refreshing to see them eating their own.
Give Kevin a break? You are talking about the idiot the tried to promote Russia in 2016 and took Russian money at the time. Oh, I know a lot of Rethuglicans did. They thought they understand that fine line between taking money and being traitors and very few people thought to correct them. Kevin looks so much like the psychopath in Silence of the Lambs. I had hoped he might eat some of Trump’s brains but I realized there is nothing nutritious and worthwhile there. There is no there there in either of them.
How ’bout we not give ol’ Kev a break and we hold his wee lil’ ol’ tootsies to the fire. I cannot believe HE expects us to give him a break. lmao.
How is anyone gonna take them seriously when they come up with this stuff? Over and over again . . . Dog whistles, shouts, and barks.