Something caused the explosions on the 13 kilometer Kerch Bridge connecting Russian proper to their stolen possession of Crimea overnight but there is little consensus on what happened, with the official Russian account blaming a truck bomb exploding on the car transport side of the dual vehicular and railroad span, while others claim sabotage was responsible.
I am not an expert, but it seems to me that an explosion on the roadway would not collapse the structural support of the bridge, as most of the power of such a blast would be directed upwards. This theory however, from the Russian perspective, does have its advantages – as it allows accusations of “terrorism” to be leveled and “suicide bombing” language to be introduced into the debate over causality.
As indeed both have already been:
The Crimea bridge was destroyed in a Suicide bombing. It will be the first suicide bombing that the mainstream media will celebrate. pic.twitter.com/cbjGIQ2bmw
— Syrian Girl 🇸🇾🎗 (@Partisangirl) October 8, 2022
But I think this scenario, reported by the BBC on MSN is more likely.
“How was this done? Any number of theories are doing the rounds – from a Ukrainian special forces operation to the work of partisans in Crimea, a missile strike, or even a suicide bomb.
“This is a masterpiece of clandestine sabotage,” a former senior British army explosives expert told me.
“A well-planned attack from below may have been the cause,” he said.
“With structural demolition, you always plan a ‘collapse mechanism’ which lets the weight of the structure do the majority of the work.”
Ukrainian officials are giving little away, happy to apply the same level of ambiguity that followed a mysterious attack on the Russian airbase in Crimea in August.“
The Estonian Foreign Minister concurs with this assessment:
⚡️Estonian FM 'congratulates' Ukraine on allegedly hitting Crimean Bridge.
“Estonia certainly welcomes this and congratulates the Ukrainian special operations units, who are expected to be behind this operation,” Estonian Foreign Minister Urmas Reinsalu said as quoted by Delfi.
— The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) October 8, 2022
However it happened, Social Media commentary on the incident is entertaining reading this morning…
There are conflicting reports about what happened at the Crimean bridge
Some say it is hilarious, and others are saying it’s fucking hilarious
— Saint Javelin (@saintjavelin) October 8, 2022
You said it, Saint Javelin, not me.
😏
“Putin should be happy. Not everyone gets such an expensive present on their birthday,” a senior Ukrainian military official told @nytimes, while neither denying nor confirming Ukrainian forces are behind the attack on the Crimean Bridge. https://t.co/hVhVNpb1VD https://t.co/a6LMmaxHlJ
— Christiaan Triebert (@trbrtc) October 8, 2022
Somehow, I don’t think this is the case.
"The good news, Mr President, is we can repair the Crimea Bridge."
"And the bad news?"
"We'll need your table." pic.twitter.com/XTEVrrJgjd— Tripe Marketing Board (@TripeUK) October 8, 2022
Da.
Only 3 months ago, Russian propaganda was claiming that the Crimea bridge was impossible to attack because of 20 different modes of protection covering it, including military dolphins (#17) https://t.co/gJdON9o4Vl What a colossal failure pic.twitter.com/70ZrQoKXYb
— Elizabeth Tsurkov🌻 (@Elizrael) October 8, 2022
I though for sure the dolphins would be pro-Russian…
Pillow talk:
Babe wake up the Crimean bridge is on fire pic.twitter.com/TbciaEw4Fb
— Saint Javelin (@saintjavelin) October 8, 2022
So much for the truck bomb theory:
“A Ukrainian government official told The Washington Post on Saturday that Ukrainian special services were behind the bridge attack.” https://t.co/vIUL3di17Z
— Max Boot 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@MaxBoot) October 8, 2022
A closer look:
Witnesses close up to the point of the Crimean bridge collapse. pic.twitter.com/1NhoVrhmdT
— Dmitri (@wartranslated) October 8, 2022
Crimean bridge. Ooops. Someone was smoking again in an unauthorized area 🤷♀️ pic.twitter.com/Exmagn6N8r
— Lesia Vasylenko (@lesiavasylenko) October 8, 2022
Oops.
⚡️Ukrposhta announces new postal stamp featuring Crimean Bridge.
Ihor Smelyansky, head of Ukraine’s state-owned postal service, said that Ukrposhta would issue postal stamps featuring “what has remained” of the Crimean Bridge.
— The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) October 8, 2022
People near the #Kyiv City Hall are photographed against the background of a large postage stamp depicting the explosion of the Crimean Bridge. pic.twitter.com/g4x4m0l7aw
— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) October 8, 2022
Ukrainians are celebrating the attack on the Crimean Bridge today and posing for photos outside Kyiv City Hall next to a giant mock-up of a postage stamp depicting the destruction of the bridge pic.twitter.com/pLxkW3xooO
— Business Ukraine mag (@Biz_Ukraine_Mag) October 8, 2022
Nice.
Responding to the severe damaged to #Crimea bridge, an angry Putin said – "that's the last time I have Medvedev on guard duty." pic.twitter.com/6d1V7i1obd
— Glasnost Gone (@GlasnostGone) October 8, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Day 227 of my 3 day war. Crimean bridge made goodwill gesture & become tunnel.
I remain a master strategist.
— Darth Putin (@DarthPutinKGB) October 8, 2022
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You sure do, Vlad, you sure do.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Doolittle Raid of this war.
It wasn’t a truck bomb. It was from under the road bridge.
that was my thought. bridge was supposed to be heavily guarded. commando team?
Yup, I agree: commandos at play. This, Mr Putin, is what a “Special Military Operation” looks like.
Lt. Col. Vindman is very happy today.
I see the Ivans are now claiming that it won’t disrupt supplies to their troops in Ukraine and there will be no difficulty keeping them supplied.
If I recall they were having difficulty BEFORE Kerch Bridge was falling down
(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)
Putin’s Bridge has just blow up
Just blown up
Just blown up
Potin’s Bridge has just blow up
Fuck Off – Putin!
Putin’s bluster & lies have been exposed by the steely resolve of the Ukrainians.