Kennedy Goes Kennedy: Longtime Affair with Reporter Gets Hotter

This one will be tough because it’s practically in the Kennedy genome to have affairs. After all, it’s awfully hard not to think about the legendary stories involving JFK, RFK, and Marilyn Monroe. But let’s be clear – we can still be tough on Robert Kennedy Jr and his current triangulation. Not only did Kennedy have an affair with star writer for New York Magazine, Olivia Nuzzi – who is 40 years younger than Kennedy, he also remains married to actress Cheryl Hines. Let’s just stipulate that everyone in this love triangle is drop dead gorgeous including blue-eyed Robby. But wow, has it ever done some damage. And it’s getting worse.

First to Nuzzi who is such a good writer that I want to break her keyboard, not so much date her – maybe. She is also gorgeous but… already said it. (It wouldn’t be interesting if everyone was homely!) Nuzzi was suspended by New York Magazine because that’s what happens when you are a political reporter who doesn’t disclose a long term affair with a politician, especially a Kennedy – did the name not tip her off? So there is one down right there. The New York Magazine gig is about as good as it gets, a little looser than the stuffed up Times, more intellectual than The Post, while still aspiring to be at The New Yorker. She won’t be down long but wow, I hope it was worth it… Do. Not. Answer. that, Olivia.

Speaking of whether it’s all worth it, step up Ms. Hines. Cheryl Hines, Robert’s wife, is absolutely gorgeous as already noted. Yet now, she has to read a new development regarding Kennedy’s torrid affair with Nuzzi. The sumptuous stuff may not taste that good to Hines because it includes, as Page Six spills:

Page Six reporting that for nearly a year he and Nuzzi, 31, carried on a virtual affair consisting of long phone calls, constant texting and even sex over Apple’s video call app. The FaceTime sex was “incredible” one source told Page Six, and resulted in the New York magazine reporter bragging to friends about the Kennedy scion’s sexual stamina.

Yes, that’s pretty hot, and we’re only talking about Ms. Hine’s temper. The sex and all must have been pretty hot, too – see Nuzzi giving up her gig again. Now, FaceTime sex? I guess that’s a thing. But nothing beats the “real thing” and they apparently took care of that, too. The entirety of it is now available to Ms. Hines on virtually every device everywhere. She also has to read about her own husband’s “stamina” and that has to just crunch her molars, right? I hope he had already taken care to… well, never mind.

And we finish with Robert who – even us guys can admit, has dazzling blue eyes, he’s surely “gorgeous” but… Yes, he’s 70 and she is 31 and as cool as that might sound to some guys, it’s not so cool if it costs you your wife and all sense of shame. Yes, yes – he’s hearing about his great stamina and all – which, thinking on it, some guys might trade a wife for a shot at having everyone read about one’s prowess. Still, Cheryl is just so gor… Never mind. Anyway – if you really want to bump around, why not get the divorce first and then kick that Kennedy-thing into overdrive? You know, for kicks? But I guess that’s not a Kennedy thing or they wouldn’t be Kennedys. Or something. Getting a bit hot in here.

At least Nuzzi’s keyboard is cold… for a while. Is she single now? What about Cheryl? They are both…

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