This is an SNL sketch come to life. Donald Trump, Jr. is selling “conservative” coffee. I guess that means MyCoffee didn’t capture the market and so now the Trumps are going to get in on the action. Junior says, “You’ll be drinking coffee anyway, might as well drink a coffee that aligns with your conservative values” — as opposed to what, Starbucks, which is woke? Because that is why I drink coffee every morning, is to get woke, literally.
Did Junior call it "Blackout Coffee?"🤣
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I think the script should have continued, “This is what Kim and I drink after an all nighter of snorting and fighting over why I won’t set a date for the wedding.”
I’m told Coca Cola used to have cocaine in it, maybe conservative coffee will have that as well.
Fox News did a piece on “woke” companies that “target conservatives” and what you can do to stop them. Here’s a sampling, from the section on banks.
Perhaps the most influential groups of woke companies in the report are banks. Numerous large banks are using their financial might to effectively force business customers into adopting climate change policies, even when it will require that those customers dramatically change their business practices.
Many of these banks have also weaponized their operations to promote social and ideological views favored by the left. For example, Bank of America vets its vendors based on their commitment to LGBTQ views, and it has ceased lending with some gun manufacturers. It has also provided funding to Planned Parenthood, as well as the Southern Poverty Law Center, which has a long track record of targeting conservative groups.
And Starbucks did show up on the conservative shit list, my instincts were right.
Ten large food and beverage companies were given “High Risk” ratings in the 1792 Exchange report: Altria, Ben & Jerry’s, Cargill, Coca-Cola, HelloFresh, Kellogg’s, McDonald’s, PepsiCo, Starbucks and the JM Smucker Company.
Although all of these businesses engaged in troubling activities, the company with the most radical practices is, by far, Ben & Jerry’s. The famous Vermont-based ice cream company has promoted “Defund the Police” campaigns, opposed legislation meant to limit election fraud, said that the criminal justice system “must be dismantled,” and openly advocated for pro-abortion policies, among many other actions.
McDonald’s is woke? Has anybody told Trumpty Dumpty? He’ll be most alarmed to hear that.
Conservatives should identify companies that offer similar products and services to those offered by businesses that discriminate and switch, whenever possible. If you can switch products or services, be sure to tell both the business you’re leaving and the new, non-discriminatory business why you’re making the change.
Rodney King asked, after the riots, “can’t we all just get along?” Apparently not. Next it will be food fights in the market, where a MAGA will ask for MAGA tomatoes and if there’s only woke tomatoes, he’ll start throwing them. You think I exaggerate? Wait.
Well since coffee wakes you up, literally makes you woke and Junior thinks that’s bad does his brand Blackout Coffee include heavy duty tranquilizers that make people fall asleep?
You know, I don’t get these cons. They’re all up in arms against companies who are aligning their corporate values with their customers’ values, which makes good business sense BTW, but not a one of them had any problem with pieces of sh*t like falwell scaring companies away from music, media publications, etc. because those things don’t represent, wait for it, customer values. Doesn’t make any sense unless they’re complete and utter hypocrites…oh yeah, now it makes sense.
Come on junior…what’s the problem? Out of powder? Crystal meth? Daddy’s stash of pills? Coffee? Are you serious? Oh yeah…a moron like you is always serious about their stupidity.
Blackout coffee?
He’s mixing up the brown powder with the white powder.