I don’t know if Donald Trump Jr. snorts cocaine or not, but there is simply too much photographic and video evidence out there to not conclude that he has a passing acquaintance with recreational drugs of some sort.
Special K is not just a breakfast cereal, folks.
Be that as it may, the way to convince folks that you do not snort cocaine is not to half-incoherently deny it while issuing a primal “aawkk” mid-sentence exactly as one would if he were experiencing a Johnstown-flood-level sinus evacuation.
But you do you, Jr.
BREAKING: Don Jr claims he doesn't snort cocaine.
IN OTHER NEWS: Water denies it is wet. 2 + 2 rejects being 4. Kari Lake wins something. Mike Lindell says a coherent sentence. Scott Baio wins an Oscar. Trump goes 24 hours without commiting a crime.#DemVoice1 #Fresh #ProudBlue
— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) July 16, 2023
That’s mean and I love it.
“Exhibit A, your honor.”
“Guilty as charged.”
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) July 16, 2023
I smoke it bytchs
— Big Jeff (@bigjeffd) July 16, 2023
— Truth or consequences (@dandersen9465) July 16, 2023
I love MAGA people. They believe anything I say. I just say I don’t snort cocaine, and they believe it. pic.twitter.com/PFWgGwBDr0
— Lorenzo (@Mile_Marker_0) July 16, 2023
Well they believe your dad is King Cyrus so and Hunter goes to Rudy’s favorite IT guy so…
I got cocaine on me just watching this video
— Jon Evans (@maybejonevans) July 16, 2023
— 🌻 Justice Now ⚖🌟🇺🇸 (@ChrisJustice01) July 16, 2023
Ok snowman ☃️
— Biden WON, Trump LOST. It wasn't rigged SORE LOSER (@panfaddles) July 16, 2023
You mean to tell me that is how you act and talk when you are not stoned out of your mind?
— Sue is Woke and a friend of Jack Smith🌻🌻🌻 (@SweetSueBlue) July 16, 2023
— KOJAMF🤘🧡🤘 (@alfreds74427060) July 16, 2023
I just watched the video without the sound and I'll go out on a limb here and say IMO his frenetic movements give him away and make him a bigly liar.
— Victoria 🌻🌊 (@VSGARDEN) July 16, 2023
It’s Junior, so it’s time for https://t.co/b9jowpQ9fT
— Jillian Holmes says We Can Do Better. Eclectic. (@JillSaidIt) July 16, 2023
— Chris Thomas (@Spunkfunker81) July 16, 2023
I don't snort cocaine! Like, it's not my thing!
I eat it. pic.twitter.com/CmM6Kz0zFZ
— Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 (@pwnstix) July 16, 2023
How did they not burst out in laughter?
— Kristian Nørgård 🇩🇰 🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@KnorFromDK) July 16, 2023
I have no idea.
— bluedotinredsea (@blueinreddot) July 16, 2023
Tell us another, Donnie. This is too much fun.