I don’t know if Donald Trump Jr. snorts cocaine or not, but there is simply too much photographic and video evidence out there to not conclude that he has a passing acquaintance with recreational drugs of some sort.
Special K is not just a breakfast cereal, folks.
Be that as it may, the way to convince folks that you do not snort cocaine is not to half-incoherently deny it while issuing a primal “aawkk” mid-sentence exactly as one would if he were experiencing a Johnstown-flood-level sinus evacuation.
But you do you, Jr.
BREAKING: Don Jr claims he doesn't snort cocaine.
IN OTHER NEWS: Water denies it is wet. 2 + 2 rejects being 4. Kari Lake wins something. Mike Lindell says a coherent sentence. Scott Baio wins an Oscar. Trump goes 24 hours without commiting a crime.#DemVoice1 #Fresh #ProudBlue
— 💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 (@herotimeszero) July 16, 2023
That’s mean and I love it.
“Exhibit A, your honor.”
“Guilty as charged.”
— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) July 16, 2023
Yup
I smoke it bytchs
— Big Jeff (@bigjeffd) July 16, 2023
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— Truth or consequences (@dandersen9465) July 16, 2023
Exhibit B.
I love MAGA people. They believe anything I say. I just say I don’t snort cocaine, and they believe it. pic.twitter.com/PFWgGwBDr0
— Lorenzo (@Mile_Marker_0) July 16, 2023
Well they believe your dad is King Cyrus so and Hunter goes to Rudy’s favorite IT guy so…
I got cocaine on me just watching this video
— Jon Evans (@maybejonevans) July 16, 2023
Yup
— 🌻 Justice Now ⚖🌟🇺🇸 (@ChrisJustice01) July 16, 2023
😂😂😂
Ok snowman ☃️
— Biden WON, Trump LOST. It wasn't rigged SORE LOSER (@panfaddles) July 16, 2023
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You mean to tell me that is how you act and talk when you are not stoned out of your mind?
— Sue is Woke and a friend of Jack Smith🌻🌻🌻 (@SweetSueBlue) July 16, 2023
Yup
— KOJAMF🤘🧡🤘 (@alfreds74427060) July 16, 2023
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I just watched the video without the sound and I'll go out on a limb here and say IMO his frenetic movements give him away and make him a bigly liar.
— Victoria 🌻🌊 (@VSGARDEN) July 16, 2023
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It’s Junior, so it’s time for https://t.co/b9jowpQ9fT
— Jillian Holmes says We Can Do Better. Eclectic. (@JillSaidIt) July 16, 2023
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— Chris Thomas (@Spunkfunker81) July 16, 2023
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I don't snort cocaine! Like, it's not my thing!
I eat it. pic.twitter.com/CmM6Kz0zFZ— Wait a minute, Chester 𓀀𓃦 (@pwnstix) July 16, 2023
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How did they not burst out in laughter?
— Kristian Nørgård 🇩🇰 🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@KnorFromDK) July 16, 2023
I have no idea.
— bluedotinredsea (@blueinreddot) July 16, 2023
Tell us another, Donnie. This is too much fun.
Proof positive that this Trump clan, in all intents and purposes, cannot get through 24 hours without telling a porky, along with doing something criminal or unlawful.
As someone who has snorted a few lines in the past…it’s a nervous habit to keep cleaning the tip of your nose and nostrils to be sure some snow isn’t hanging around on the outside where everyone would know you just hoovered up a line. The mustache makes it necessary, as it increases the chances there’s pixie dust for all to see. The other reason for poor folks is it’s so damn expensive, no one wants to waste any. Of course, the talking beard doesn’t have to worry about the expense since there’s charities to steal from. The videos of him constantly pulling on his beak makes him a liar just like dear old dad.
He believes, like his reputed father, that things go better with coke.
Unfortunately he got his brands mixed up.