The above image is not photoshopped. It’s a composite put together by Reuters. Make of it what you will, because Twitter most certainly is having a field day. Ivana was laid to rest July 20 and the clan was all gathered at the church. You will not be the first person to make the comment that the Trump children sniveled and bawled their eyes out when Daddy got on the plane to leave Washington for the last time, but the sudden death of Mom/Grandma leaves them cold. Actually, I’m surprised. I figured somebody would want to ham it up for the cameras.

A few interesting things: if either of the other two Ivana ex-husbands are there, I don’t know it. There is a gallery thread that you can follow here at Reuters.

You knew somebody was going to go here.

It does look like a movie poster.

Barron does look like Lurch, there is no question.

Dry eyes and no family member touching the coffin. Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, the First Family of the United States, 2016-2020.

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  1. None of these assclowns gives a flaming rat’s ass about Mommy……all Dumb Jr., Ivomit and Derelict care about is who gets THE MON-EY!!!

    *nods*

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    • Mom’s death got them a short continuance of their depos with Letitia James. That was a gift. Back to business in the next few weeks.

    • Don Jr. and he’ll have you to know that was his “fiancee.” They’ve been engaged quite a while. My bet is that the marriage will never happen, only the engagement.

  2. My guess is those stone cold expressions are the result of a special, just before they had to head into the funeral reading of Ivana’s will. One in which she FINALLY had her say. No more platitudes to her raping asshole of an ex-husband who so publicly humiliated her by installing his mistress in Trump Tower while they were still married. Nothing for the evil spawn she bore him either. They chose their piece of shit father (well, sperm donor) over her so they too got jack shit. Kymberly was of course pissed because she fears the Trump money is about to get RICO’d (she is after all an attorney) and was hoping Donnie Jr. would get a nest egg to fall back on. Barron? Nope. Ivana figured Trophy wife #3 (“Melanie”) had likely reworked the pre-nup to great advantage so Trump wouldn’t have to explain dumping her for Trophy wife #4 after being sworn in for a second term and she could take care of Trump’s “Look everybody – I got to fuck a model!” son out of her own ill-gotten gains. Basically, Ivana (not that she was a saint by the way but over time she surely realized getting dumped by Trump was for the best – she got to enjoy a relatively quiet and plush life) took them ALL to task and ended with donating her estate to causes they all would despise.

    That I think would account for the faces we see in that collage.

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    • Maybe you’re right. Maybe she left them a video tape telling them off. I read a story by Harlan Ellison where he did that, revenge from the grave.

      • I’m still wondering just WHAT Earache carried out of her apartment in those carrier bags.
        Diary? Video recording? Security cam footage? Who knows (but he did it fast)

        There’s also the part of the divorce settlement which gave her Mar a Lago for one month per annum

        • I thought that was odd. Why would she want to stay at Mar-a-Lago? I guess to yuck it up with the other socialites when Trump was elsewhere. If she wanted to be there when he was there, then I find that very strange indeed.

          • Was that blurred face Eric the Awful? And if he isn’t in the picture,,why not? She was his mother.
            I actually don’t think she was murdered Apparently she needed hip.replacement badly and was using a cane and not leaving the house.That directly affects balance. She seems to.have lost her balance,,fell down the flight of stairs,,and lay there for perhaps hours till.someone found her.
            A fall can kill.you. Dad refused to.use a baby monitor to.call.for help,and fell.constantly. Heck, he fell.in the hospital.with a,sitter five feet away. And he was just getting bout of bed, not maneuvering stairs.

      • I thought starting out the way I did (using the word guess) indicated I was simply speculating. I wouldn’t be surprised to someday learn she did in fact leave precious little to the children who chose Trump over her, and had a few choice comments directed to them.

  3. I still don’t get it with Kimberly Guilfoyle. She looks like a toad with too much Botox. She looks like a Hollywood monster. She’s not even a blood relation and she still manages to look like a corpse set up for viewing. You’re Trump Jr, a guy who is supposedly a rich and powerful multi-millionaire real estate mogul and THAT is what you leave your wife for? The Swamp Thing? Once again, I don’t get it.

    • I saw a Castle rerun recently where the ex-wife who was mother of his daughter was in town. The banter about why did he hook up with her if she was so crazy cause him to say something about sex with crazy people being so awesome. I’ve heard that line in other TV shows too. So perhaps Don Jr. intended to have himself a fling and some “crazy person sex” as part of a mid-life crisis. Only instead of a fling he found himself in a relationship. His daddy didn’t wnat him dumping her because a) Trump thought she could help with some campaign shit, and b) it would look bad for Donnie Jr. to dump someone who would probably make a big stink if cast out of the Trump orbit. So Junior found himself stuck.

      Now you might ask why he still hasn’t dumped her since even with his room temperature IQ he knows daddy isn’t getting back into the WH. That’s easy.

      SHE’S NOT JUST CRAZY SHE’S LIGHT YEARS BEYOND BAT-SHIT INSANE!!!!!

      He’s got to be scared to death every time he tries to grab some sleep she’ll think he’s about to dump her and go Lorena Bobbit on his junk. Or worse. Or maybe it’s not that bad, but she’s the one with the connection that provides all that cocaine he’s snorting. It’s the only way he can get through the day at this point and she’s probably scared off any of his friends that might score on his behalf. But the bottom line is that one way or the other he’s a combination of scared of and dependent on her.

      • I disagree. I think they’re the perfect match. They just get stoned and do photo ops. She got sixty grand for a one and a half minute intro to Trump’s speech on the Ellipse the day of the riot. This is not a situation that anybody has to overthink.

  4. Was that blurred face Eric the Awful? And if he isn’t in the picture,,why not? She was his mother.
    I actually don’t think she was murdered Apparently she needed hip.replacement badly and was using a cane and not leaving the house.That directly affects balance. She seems to.have lost her balance,,fell down the flight of stairs,,and lay there for perhaps hours till.someone found her.
    A fall can kill.you. Dad refused to.use a baby monitor to.call.for help,and fell.constantly. Heck, he fell.in the hospital.with a,sitter five feet away. And he was just getting bout of bed, not maneuvering stairs.

    • the weird thing is that she would be climbing stairs at all if her hip was that bad. She must have had rooms on the first floor that could have been set up for her bedroom etc.

  5. She was getting ready to go to St. Tropez for a holiday, so she didn’t mind leaving her home, but falling at any age would be disastrous if no one knew. I hope she left the kids something, they may not get much when daddy spends all of his ill gained $$$. I don’t think Donnie’s gal friend is worth much, but he’s butt ugly, who would want him unless they think he’s going to have some kind of power. It sure doesn’t look like it, daddy has ran his mouth too much, and been guilty of too much.

  6. I can understand the boys not acting as pallbearers; it’s embarrassing as all get out when you’re so weak you drop the part of the casket you’re supposed to hold onto. Let’s face it, neither of those elder drumpf boys exude anything approaching strength.

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