Things have finally gotten so bad for the campaign, and Traitor Tot so untethered from reality that a couple of his former closest advisors a trying a last ditch Hail Mary intervention. Of course, coming a lousy six days from election day, that’s kind of like issuing a mandatory hurricane evacuation order after the survivors are already camped out on their roofs.
And of course, this being El Pendejo ex Presidente, the intervention takes place remotely, by talking on television, and hoping against hope that FUX and Friends will air some of it to catch The Peach Penguin’s attention.
Former South Carolina Governor and US Ambassador to the UN Nikiki Haley is stumping in Pennsylvania today. Not for Il Douche, hell, he won’t return her phone calls. She’s stumping for Pennsylvania’s carpetbagger US Senate candidate. But she had a dire warning for Traitor Tot that got some air time, at least on MSNBC;
I’m afraid that the campaign is going so radically far with this Bromance, and this whole macho thing that they’re alienating women. Now you’ve got a Christian minister calling for people to refer to Harris by The C-Word, and another one referring to her political handlers as her pimps, and I’m afraid that’s turning women off. Gee Nikki, ya think?!
Politics for Dummies tutorial for Nikki Haley. Realizing he screwed the pooch with the abortion issue, Trump long ago threw women off the cliff like the last scene in Thelma and Louise and went to the sexist macho bullsh*t instead to try to drive out low intensity white young men and young minority men to take their place. Besides, he’s much more comfortable in his own skin in that persona rather than having to try to talk nice to women, whom he feels are sexually and mentally inferior to himself.
The second old family member trying to give a last minute course correction to Traitor Tot is none else but newly released probation bait Two Shirts Steve Bannon. Straight out of the cell, and back to his War Room podcast while anybody is still listening. And Bannon’s warning is even more dire than Haley’s which I’ll explain after his rant;
I don’t think that President Trump should be having a watch party in some ballroom next Tuesday. He should be at Mar-A-Lago with a map of the US in a ballroom. And when the results start to come in, if they go the way I think they’re going to go, he should be in that ballroom, on tv, pointing to each individual state, and citing specific, explicit examples of the rampant voter fraud going on. Bannon-English translation; Trump is going to get his fat, pasty ass kicked, so he should start laying the groundwork for the next J6 right off the bat.
It’s always been my understanding that there were a couple of keys to a successful intervention. A) It’s done in person en masse with no emotional holds barred, and B) It’s done before the poor slob ends up with his back against a brick wall in an alley, a bottle of cheap Muscatel in his hand, and surrounded by his lowlife friends.
And that’s exactly what that rally at Madison Square Garden on Sunday was, Trump’s final moment of clarity. Problem is that Traitor Tot doesn’t exist in the same area code as mental clarity. Besides, Il Douche had the time of his life on Sunday. It was the grand celebration of his final entry into the gutter. And it turns out he likes all of those sexist, racist *ssholes much more than he loves the family members trying to save him. Because he already knows that they won’t desert him no matter what he does. And it’s not like they’re all that interested in him anyway. They’re covering their own asses. Quid pro quo.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
Nikki is the ‘c-word’
FYI Haley said similar stuff on freaking FOX.
What specific, explicit examples of voter fraud will trump have when the results come in?
None. Any mistakes made with voter registration-and they are VERY FEW-are corrected quickly. Have there been cases of people voting fraudulently? Even fewer but it seems that when it does happen it is a republican voter doing it.
These criminal f*cks just want to jam up the system, create chaos, and sh*t like that so they can march up to their six corrupt, xtian, bought-and-paid for s.c. members and have THEM decide the election.
I will put out this warning for any s.c. member thinking about doing this: don’t. I think it would be well worth the punishment to get rid of 5 or six of the criminals squatting on the s.c. bench.
When it comes down to it, Trump has a serious case of “Hitler Envy”.
He only wishes he could be Hitler at Nuremberg in 1937, ranting to 750,000 people.