If that seems a vague headline it’s no vaguer than the actual foreign policy which is under discussion. Donald Trump was going to get Iran to give us all their uranium, you recall, and he was going to demand regime change and be instrumental in picking the new leader. Now all that has been forgotten and Trump tells us that this was all a “short excursion.” (?!)
So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen. https://t.co/XcKpcB1GV1
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 9, 2026
Trump supposedly had a conversation with his handler Vladimir Putin on Monday so maybe that’s why this new twist in foreign policy. Your guess is as good as anybody’s at this point. And what about all that oil from the third-largest oil reserve on the planet behind Venezuela and Saudi Arabia? Good question, I’m sure you won’t find the answer in this White House.
Epic FUBAR is it. If this acronym is unknown to you it means Fucked Up Beyond All Repair. Stay tuned. Trump may reverse course again as the day progresses.
Yep, it’s TACO time again! Of course, our Friendly Fascist never comes up with anything original. This time he just recycles the old recipe for escaping a losing war: declare victory and get out…
After Pearl Harbor, when he realised the air attack had not eliminated any aircraft carriers, Admiral Yamamoto warned that Japan had “awakened a sleeping dragon.” That’s what Trump’s terror attack has done in Iran. I suspect that planners in Teheran are about to activate terror cells which have been “sleeping” all over the world, with the intention of repaying Trumpland America in kind for the killing and destruction inflicted upon Iran. I’m sure they’re aware of what a tempting target Mar-a-Lardo and its glittery occupants are. That would make a neat payback for the destruction of Ayatollah Khamenei’s compound.