The holidays are coming up and Truth Social is going down. Ergo, it does make some kind of cockeyed sense that Donald Trump would decide that the only one who can save his sinking ship is his attractive but stupid wife. Or, it could be that now that Queen Elizabeth is safely tucked away in her crypt that Queen Melania has decided to take over as the premiere female image on money, worldwide.
If this is news to you, the money in the UK bearing Elizabeth II’s likeness will be replaced by money bearing King Charles’ likeness. The money already in circulation is, of course, still legal tender. But soon, after the mourning period is finished, Charles III will appear on the currency.
But beating him to it is Melania and Donald Trump. How could it be otherwise?
Now, while you are whipping out your credit card to pay for this wonderful objet d’art, hold off a moment. There are so many other Trump money objets d’art that you could have as well.
I’m getting this straight off of Amazon. This is a real thing. Notice the 83% reduction in cost. That means they want to move this merchandise, baby, and we mean pronto.
But wait. There’s more. And you know what I’m about to say…altogether…..IT GETS WORSE!
Amazon wants $8.95 for this atrocity.
And like a 50’s rock station, the hits just keep on coming.
This is the high ticket item, $9.99. I have no idea what the newest addition to the collection is going for. My diligent searching with deer stalker cap and magnifying glass only yielded this much information. Yes, yes, I know, you’re dying to get all the Melania money that money will buy, but for the moment the price on this newest momento is as mysterious as the Slovenian Sphincter Sphinx herself.
Until I can find a price on the new Melania dollar, content yourself with this prize.
This doesn’t have a price on it either, but I figure Alex Jones can hook me up. I’ll let you know when I’m ready to compete for Miss Olympia in a month or so.
Bring me moose & squirrel!!!! Or as bullwinkle said…nothing up my sleeve! What a circus! Full of evil clowns.
Now I I know why there’s a toilet paper shortage. How much for a roll? Is the Melanie’s roll softer than the orange orangutan’s?
None of those trmp bills are legal tender, unlike the UK stuff (where they stay in circulation until they wear out).
Which is true. Prior to decimilisation wen we still used shillings and pence, coins from the reign of Victoria were still common (mainly copper as any silver currency minted before 1947 actually contained silver and was melted down).
I can remember serving a customer in my mother’s shop and he paid with a (very worn) William III shilling).
Notes will be the same as paper currency is in the process of being withdrawn and replaced with plastic banknotes and, as there are quite a few of those with the queen’s portrait, they will remain in circulation until they actually wear out.
On the subject of the Melonhead dollar bill, I do notice the phrase ‘In God we trust’: is that a typo for ‘Don’ ?
So ‘$100.00 24 kt Gold Plated ‘Commemorative’ Donald Trump bills’ are going for as much as $2.24 ?
How are they even worth that much?
Would make an interesting Secret Santa gift in the office.