Yesterday I offered my own translation of The Orangeutan’s fractured remarks when he attempted to compare the conflicts in Vietnam with Operation Desert Storm with out the benefit of any knowledge of either and, indeed, without a functioning cerebral cortex.

But I am not ashamed to admit I haven’t the slightest idea of what he was going on about last night in Laconia, New Hampshire, with The QAnon theme song playing in the background
where he tossed the lettuce for the following word salad:

Trump: “Which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest problem. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on”

We all understand that politicians talk a lot, and the occasional verbal hiccup or gaffe is to be expected and forgiven.

But if the past week in New Hampshire is the new normal for the Diapered Don, I predict that soon enough he will be incapable of uttering a cogent statement at all.

From The Biden-Harris HQ on Twitter:


Good luck with that.


Yup


🤣🤣🤣


Nope


😂😂😂


Or both.


Your guess is as good as mine, Curly…


Yup.


🤣🤣🤣


🤣🤣🤣


Yup.


💯 💯 💯


Praise the lard!


Yup.


🤣🤣🤣

Don’t touch that dial, folks, tune in tomorrow for more of drumpf’s insanity.

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10 COMMENTS

  1. He is starting to increase his word salads so much Palin is getting jealous.

    What is his family, looking at YOU Ivanka, waiting for-him falling over with a massive stroke? Although, considering the family, I’m guessing they would welcome such an event particularly if it led to his demise.

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  3. I don’t know what’s going on inside his head, but I agree with the commentator who said the eyes explain it. He belongs in an institute of another kind.

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  4. Don Don has really shown us mere mortals how much he’s cracked in his fossil mould, hasn’t he just. We now all see, how easy verbalised idiocy can, and will, incontinently dribble out of the addled bombranium of this stable genius of an alternate reality show host, sans teleprompter. It’s both sad and frightening to watch this failed, failing and continuing to fail cerebrally incontinent megalomaniac, be allowed to do what he does, at the expense of real world rational.

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  5. RW don’t care if he’s doped-up, cognitive/makes no sense…. bottom-line for RW is to stay in POWER! SMH Please VOTE BLUE or this Country will be taken-over by RW extremists, who don’t care if they TRASH/BURN the U.S., eliminate any opposition/challenger, to their hateful Ideology! Don’t vote a third-party, WE will loose again, like in 2016! Give Biden & Dems’, four more years!

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  6. In his internal word salad generator there is something that inserts the word ‘powerful’.

    Because obviously we don’t want a ‘weak’ death penalty.

    This is the sort of medieval thinking that gives us hanging, drawing, and quartering, you know, when the DEATH penalty isn’t enough.

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  7. ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    “Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
    The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
    Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    The fruminous Bandersnatch!”

    He took his vorpal sword in hand;
    Long time the manxome foe he sought–
    So rested he by the Tumtum tree
    And stood awhile in thought.

    And, as in uffish thought he stood,
    The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
    Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
    And burbled as it came.

    One, two! One, two! And through and though
    The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
    He left it dead, and with it’s head
    He went galumping back.

    “And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
    He chortled in his joy.

    “Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.

    Anytime you try to figure out what Trump is saying, revisit Lewis Carroll…actually his poem makes more sense…nevermind.

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  9. And here we go, sliding down the slippery slope of dementia. Is this actually how far American democracy has fallen? Wait, don’t answer that! I guess I really don’t want to know…

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