‘Impotent’ Hits Trump In All the Right Places, Wait For the Blowback

Maybe this clip is the reason for Donald Trump, Jr.’s Bizarro World commentary about Joe Biden and “wood.” Did you see that absurdity? It all arose out of a comment that Biden made to the Daily Mail about the secret to his good marriage. First take a look at Junior’s absurdity and then we’ll take a look at the pushback. What an election. The level of social discourse has plunged into yet another sub-basement and if you’re thinking that there’s any bottom, stop thinking it. There is no low they won’t go and once we get down to the molten core of the earth, Trump world will find a door to a new dimension which will enable them to go lower still. Wait and see.

10am and you’re posting about Joe Biden’s dick?

What is with MAGA’s obsession with Biden boners? 🧐

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) February 25, 2024

Marge Greene takes Hunter’s dick pics to Congress and Junior posts this on Twitter/X. Move along, nothing to see here, just MAGA having a normal one. Now this is a gem. This is the Lincoln Project’s tailored response to Trump.

He will go bonkers when he see this. A couple of things Trump can’t stand: Not being the biggest celebrity and most important person in any room that he’s in and two, not being regarded as the richest person in any room that he’s in.

That last qualifier has taken quite the hit in recent days. Ostensibly, Trump had $400 million in cash last year — at least this is what he testified to in court. So where is it? Or, did he possibly lie to the court, which is something that we know he would never do, right? Not him.

So where is the $400 million? Because if he used it towards the $454 million bond which he needed to post this week and was unable to, then surely he would have been able to find the other $54 million somewhere. From the RNC maybe? Or from Truth Social? Membership fees at Mar-a-Lago, something, right? For a guy that’s worth billions, even according to Forbes and they’re usually dependable in this matters, he could come up with $54 million, plus his liquid assets and then he’d only need to come up with the $88.3 million for E. Jean Carroll.

The yous and mes can reason this way, because we’re used to real world figures and real world assets, like paychecks, and real bank accounts, not fantasy figures that exist somewhere in our imaginations. But Trump is different. He is perpetually broke, even though he is fundraising 24/7, selling NFTs, sneakers, pieces of the suit he wore when his mugshot was taken, various images of the mugshot on merchandise, so on and so forth in a never ending stream.

And it’s never enough. No matter how much Trump makes, he’s always behind the financial eight ball.

So the Lincoln Project opus Impotent will hit him hard on the financial level. And the other layers to it, that he’s winning in primaries, yes, but with wins of 45%, 62%, when as the incumbent Republican, to all intents and purposes, he should be pulling at least in the 80’s, more likely in the 90’s, will resonate as well. Now back to Junior and “wood” apparently Daddy gets that from being spanked — with Forbes Magazine, no less.

Slate’s Jacob Weisberg reported that in 2016, Daniels, whose given name is Stephanie Clifford, told him that in 2006 she and Trump began a sexual relationship that lasted nearly a year. The Daily Beast published a story citing friends of Daniels saying she had told them about a fling with Trump. In Touch published an interview with Daniels from 2011 in which she herself described having a sexual affair with Trump. And Mother Jones has learned that Daniels years earlier talked about having had a sexual relationship with Trump—and in lurid detail. According to 2009 emails between political operatives who were at the time advising Daniels on a possible political campaign, the adult film actor and director claimed that her affair with Trump included an unusual act: spanking him with a copy of Forbes magazine.

In early 2009, Daniels announced that she was considering challenging Sen. David Vitter, the Louisiana Republican who two years earlier had been snared in a sex scandal. Vitter’s phone number was discovered in the records of the so-called D.C. Madam, who ran a prostitution ring in the nation’s capital. Vitter, who now is a lobbyist, was a prominent social conservative who opposed abortion and gay marriage. Daniels, who grew up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, told reporters she wanted to highlight his hypocrisy. She offered up a potential campaign slogan: “Stormy Daniels: Screwing people honestly.” […]

The email noted that the potential donors included Steve Hirsch, the founder of an adult entertainment company; Theresa Flynt, the daughter of Hustler’s Larry Flynt; Frazier Boyd, the owner of a strip club chain; and Jenna Jameson, the so-called “Queen of Porn.” Also on the list: Donald Trump.

This email was sent to Andrea Dubé, a Democratic political consultant based in New Orleans. In response, Dubé expressed surprise that Daniels was friendly with Trump. “Donald Trump?” she wrote. “In her cell phone?”

“Yep,” the other consultant replied. “She says one time he made her sit with him for three hours watching ‘shark week.’ Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine.”

I wonder how Junior’s relationship with his forever fiance, Kimberly, is? They’ve been engaged longer than a lot of people stay married, something like six, seven years now. Maybe Junior doesn’t realize that there are some relationships in the world that are real, that are based on love and compatibility and devotion. And in all fairness, how would he know that? What he sees in his world, certainly from his father, are transactional relationships.

Or, maybe Junior does see what the Bidens have and their marriage was commented on way before Joe ever became president or even vice president. And maybe Junior is envious. Money can’t buy me love, said the lyric. An indeed it can’t. Because love can come to anyone, because the best things in life are free, to quote yet another lyric.

You’re in a glass house, Junior, now is not the time to throw rocks.