John Paul Mac Isaac is an American author… ahem, excuse me, he’s a computer repairman who authored a book because, of course, you would write a book when a person named Hunter Biden brings in a laptop for information retrieval after something spilled on it and then, as Hunter traveled the globe making billion-dollar deals with China, forgot about the laptop. There is grift out there, and someone has to mine it.

John has a flair for the dramatic. Here is a partial summary of his book:

My life changed forever on April 12, 2019, when Hunter Biden stumbled into my shop requesting data recovery from one of his liquid-damaged laptops. After his father announced his candidacy for president of the United States, and Hunter failed to pay for and collect his computer, fear for my safety grew. There was paperwork in Hunter’s possession giving me permission to examine and copy his data—someone was going to come looking for the laptop, and come looking for me. Concerned that I was sitting on evidence in a criminal investigation, I set out to hand everything over to the FBI.

Why the fck would you believe that you hold the data that was key to a worldwide crime ring and ritual abusers that “someone would come for” at any point? Near as I can tell from his description, Hunter Biden dropped it off and wasn’t particularly concerned about it. If he was some international criminal mastermind, wouldn’t Hunter have a criminal mastermind computer guy to fix it? Or wouldn’t he call every day?

Why would this person not presume that Hunter was trying to preserve pictures of his kids? The only reason I’ve ever taken a laptop in was to save pictures. Did he try to call Hunter? Because he doesn’t say.

It seems as though John Paul was either already indoctrinated into the MAGA Qult Q-anon, or he was totally normal for about a year, and then he decided he might be able to make some money off this thing by giving it to the FBI.

Maybe he didn’t call Hunter because he feared for his life! He does now! Even though the feds have the laptop (and Rudy has copies!), and this guy has already published his damning book (Not sure what’s damning about it, but we’re sure it’s coming. We’ve been promised for years now). Just take his word for it, the Bidens may well send a team coming for him:

Was that on the laptop? Because attempting murder for hire is a crime, and one would think that Hunter would’ve been charged long ago. So how else would this guy know anything? It seems to me that the only thing John feels compelled to do is to keep himself relevant and in the MAGA grift. Next thing you’ll know, he’ll ask for money to “help protect himself,” and he’ll renovate and buff out his kitchen with two… gas stoves!
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7 COMMENTS

  1. If, as he claims, there is paperwork giving him permission to examine and copy the data, why doesn’t he have it?

    It’s like saying that I have permission to walk into someone’s house but they have the permission slip and never gave me a copy. I doubt that would go down well with the cops or as a defence in court.

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  2. If that were true, it would have happened a long time ago.
    His story is wonky as hell, anyway: it exposes him as incompetent at his own job.

  3. Ummm, mr. computer repairman? No one cares. No one cares about a laptop that could be absolutely anyone’s. No one cares about you. I realize of course this is going to be an awfully big shit sandwich for you to chow down on but chow down you must.

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