The witching hour swiftly approaches. The 45th president of the United States, one Donald John Trump, got off his plane at Reagan Airport a short while ago. Despite his crowing to MAGA about what a singular “honor” it is to get indicted and allegedly telling his eldest son, Don Junior, how “freaking wonderful” he felt upon news of Jack Smith’s indictment, the man does not look happy.
The road is long on the #TrumpIndictmentTour pic.twitter.com/ShfGfyJzon
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 3, 2023
And from the airport, here’s Donnie.
Get in loser we're getting arraigned… again. #TrumpIndictmentTour pic.twitter.com/kwZYtlAYHO
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 3, 2023
Deja vu? Glitch in the Matrix? No, it’s just a normal day in Trump world. Even Junior said it, it’s just another indictment, “like Taco Tuesday.”
And here’s Alina Habba, displaying heavy decolletage, I presume to distract from the gibberish coming out of her mouth.
Trump attorney Alina Habba claims it was “not a coincidence” that Trump was indicted the day after DOJ “failed to put Devon Archer in jail” before his deposition. pic.twitter.com/wC7OZ606qc
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 3, 2023
She’s not doing a legal job, she’s doing an acting job. Take a look at the math.
Tacopina is the 5th line, and Habba is the 6th line on this report. Tacopina got $1.7M, and Habba got $1.5M, so for that kind of money, she'll say anything. pic.twitter.com/J1b7Z5olvC
— Victor L. Nickson (@VictorLNickson2) August 3, 2023
In all honestly, I really can’t blame a young lawyer for folding to get this kind of money. She can invest it wisely, retire early and maybe even rehabilitate her image with a tell-all book. If she cares about her image, which clearly she does not, or she figures, what the hell, she’s in the history books now and a millionaire, screw it.
She’s lying her ass off and here’s the transcript to prove it. Sigh.
Well, now we know why Republicans didn’t want to release the transcript of the closed-door interview with Devon Archer. pic.twitter.com/eZDoCQm2Ep
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) August 3, 2023
As the day progresses there will be more b.s. spewed. You will think it’s planting season in Washington, for all the fertilizer spread about. No, it’s just Trump, back in town, to befoul the place, once more.
And no, I don’t know where Melania is. Good question.
I don’t care how big a set of ta-tas that habba has, they will never distract us enough to hear anything other than pig swill pouring from her lips.
I’m confused. I thought Comer and other GOPers were freaking out about DOJ putting DEvon Archer in jail BEFORE he got to testify to their KKKangarooo KKKourt KKKommittee. They wailed about DOJ trying to squirrel him away in prison to block his “blockbuster” testimony that would “destroy” Hunter, and then Joe Biden. And now we have “Habba hubba hubba look at my cleavage” bemoaning the fact that the DOJ waited until AFTER Archer testified to take him off to prison? Like I said, I’m confused.
As we all know, whenever it comes to Trump and his associates, absolutely nothing that is said is supposed to last more than 15 seconds after it’s been said.
So, when the GOP freaks out because “the DOJ was going to hide Archer before he could testify,” that was only for THAT moment in time. When Habba-Dabba-Doo turns around and whines that the DOJ DIDN’T take him to jail before the deposition, that was only for THAT moment in time. And the MAGAts will have forgotten both statements about 15 minutes after Habba-Dabba-Doo’s little whine.
All their focusing on Biden is the result of the success of their attempts with Hilary Clinton. After twenty plus years and $100 million in ‘investigations’ that led nowhere, it transpired that if you do throw enough mud, for long enough, some will stick.
And of course, they say Trump’s legal issues are just mud-slinging from our side. They forget that all the mud sticking to him isn’t because it was thrown there.
It’s because he wallows in it.