Heckler Asks Mike Pence If He’s Going To Come Out As Gay

The first thing that crossed my mind when seeing this is that this was a MAGA doing the heckling. Donald Trump is hell bent on destroying his own party the GOP. Trump has no party. He is the uniparty, meaning it’s all about him. Trump’s only loyalty is to the me, myself and I party. And since Mike Pence has had the audacity to say that Trump lost the election and that he was powerless to do anything about that fact on January 6 — or before, or after — Pence is in the enemy column. And there he will stay.

“Mother” famously keeps Mike on a tight leash, but even mother has to get knocked-out-loaded on wine and Xanax and fall into a near coma every once in a while. pic.twitter.com/WYCD6Incgi

— Angus Rockford (@AngusRockford) October 14, 2023

Does anybody know who the guy is? Because I do not. I share it here because this was the reaction on Twitter, not because I know that this is some gay lover of Pence’s.

Matt Schlapp would be thrilled. And maybe Ric Grenell could be his VP. Say, I just had a thought: assuming that Pence did get the nomination, which is as likely as Bigfoot being real and pigs having wings, would he get a female VP? I only ask because I’m wondering if he would be able to have a private conversation with his VP, or would Mother or somebody else have to be in the room?

Or, Lindsey Graham could be his VP and that would be a woman on the ticket, sorta. Or, wait, I’ve really got it now: George Santos dresses up in drag and he’s the VP. George is going to need a job after he gets expelled from the House, why not as Mike’s veep?

The gay issue completely to the side, the fact that Pence thinks he’s the “most qualified conservative” is hilarious on its face. There are no more “conservatives.” There’s the MAGA crazies and the remnants of the weak sister Republicans. Since Mitt Romney retired and Liz Cheney was ousted and Adam Kinzinger walked away, there are no more conservatives.

But then truthfulness was never Pence’s strong suit. Remember, this is the guy who started misusing campaign funds very early on in the game, paying his mortgage and buying groceries, when he first ran for Congress back in Indiana.  Just the kind of guy we want in charge of the public coffers.

But then again, compared to Trump, he does come across like George Washington. So do they all.