As most of you dear dedicated readers of PolitiZoom know, from Ursula Faw’s reporting this morning, Mike Lindell aka the My Pillow Guy, had his phone… er… appropriated by the fine agents of the FBI last night as he idled in his Pillowmobile in the drive through line at a Hardee’s in Mankako, Minnesota, waiting for his (reported) mushroom cheese burger and chocolate shake. (Are they sure it wasn’t a mushroom cloud burger?)

As you can see in Ursula Faw’s post, Mike must’ve had quite the night on the town and needed some munchies to slosh up whatever he had imbibed and roiled in his stomach.

A mushroom cloud exploded over right-wing media for most of the day at the news, culminating in a 10 megaton thunderhead pillowing over the dunderhead of the one-time stupidest man in Congress Louie Gohmert (unseated only when the Dynamic Dunce-cap Duo of Boebert/Greene jumped the top rope and stripped him of his belt) who fulminated that the mean ole feds should call a man’s lawyer first to give him a heads up if they are coming for his phone.

Really, he said that.

But what must have slashed deepest into the lumpen memory-foam of Lindell’s battered psyche were the unkindest cuts of all from his preferred burger joint, when they started taking sly shots at him early in the AM this morning:


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Who knew Frank was so funny?

But they really started flippin’ burgers at dinner time:


Cut the malarkey BlackKnight 😂😂😂🤣

This new promo was a hit!


Indeed.

So delicious.


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Oh, the humanity!


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Me too YS!


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Yup.


Ways to go, but it’s a start…

And:

That social media guru is on 🔥 🔥 🔥

Goodnight, Hardee’s, and do us all a favor and send a boatload of coupons to Jared, Don Jr, Ivanka…

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Hardees? The go to fast food joint of the NASCAR “Let’s go Brandon” goobers is taking a dump on Lindell? I’m either seriously tripping after taking my evening medication (maybe a bad pill was slipped in?) or some serious soul-searching has been going on with certain conservative executives. Let’s see if there’s any blowback from MAGA world. If not, then it’s a sign that maybe, just maybe even if they are still all-in for Trump, they’ve lost a measure of their fanaticism. It would be a start. Baby steps. But if in the right direction it’s better than nothing.

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    • I think the deal is the social media person has a free rein. Business is business and whoever runs that show is good for business. As for a boycott, listen to Roy Wood Jr. That is one seriously delicious biscuit.

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  2. I love the “please don’t throw the ketchup.” That’s priceless. And the crack, “If you still have a phone” likewise is great. This is a vintage Twitter thread.

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