It is no coincidence that Donald Trump decided to roll out his 2024 campaign on the 30th anniversary of Waco. According to his niece, Mary, who knows him better than she wishes she did, Trump is doing it to “get the same violent chaos to rescue him from justice.”
Trump’s looking for a rescue, make no mistake about that.
He’s bought his way out of everything his entire life. He’s manipulated the legal system into stalling and stalling until he drives his opposition into a settlement before they go bankrupt or crazy themselves. He can’t do that now, for the first time, with the people who are after him and so he’s getting progressively desperate. He’s got a lot riding on Waco tomorrow and here is how Mary Trump is rallying the troops to defeat him.
Donald has a rally in Waco this Saturday. It's a ploy to remind his cult of the infamous Waco siege of 1993, where an anti-government cult battled the FBI. Scores of people died. He wants the same violent chaos to rescue him from justice.
But we can stop him. If we book the… pic.twitter.com/a5zCIfCVAZ
— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) March 24, 2023
The rest of the tweet says, “If we book the 50,000+ venue, we can make sure most of the seats are empty when the traitor takes the stage. We can no longer fail to hold powerful men accountable for their crimes against our country. 
Hit the link below—each mobile number can register up to two tickets per event, for free. It may not seem like a big deal, but everybody who does this will make a difference. Trust me.”
This is amusing.
Trump is looking to get 15,000 people into that venue, not five-zero.
I love Trump’s waffling with “central location” and “home to Baylor University” being the reasons he’s going there. Oh, puh-leeze.
Now the question becomes, how many of the 15,000 expected attendees come out of Mary Trump’s camp? Who knows? What we do know is that a TikTok campaign achieved this very goal with Trump’s 2020 Tulsa rally, which kicked off his then-campaign and he was livid.
In June 2020, anti-Trump TikTokers took credit for sticking him with rows of empty seats during what was supposed to be a comeback rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
The lackluster attendance so infuriated Donald Trump that he bashed then-campaign manager Brad Parscale for being so “stupid, stupid, stupid.”
Mary Trump followers quickly responded, writing back on Twitter that they’d punked the twice-impeached former president by claiming seats for their pets, asked for seats under the guise of adult film star and alleged Donald Trump paramour Stormy Daniels, and prank names like Holden Magroyn.
How I hope that this Waco rally is the clone of the 2020 Tulsa rally. Do you remember this classic Lincoln Project ad, “Shrinking?” Oh pleeze oh pleeze oh pleeze.
Here’s an even better memory of that rally. Remember this?
Your campaign was so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. pic.twitter.com/cfAAkGLttH
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 22, 2020
Let’s hope history repeats itself. Remember, Trump was not in great shape in June 2020, what with COVID raging. But he was still the incumbent president of the United States and not a named defendant in a handful of suits and looking at possible state and federal indictments. His fortunes have sunk significantly. And his desperation has increased exponentially.
Waco will be interesting no matter what happens. And it should be a litmus test for how the 2024 primary will go, at the very least.
There’s an old male pornstar named Ron Jeremy (I think he’s in prison now) – when 911 mastermind KSM was captured that pic of his sorry ass in the saggy t-shirt invoked a lot of comparisons to Ron Jeremy who it seems was nicknamed The Hedgehog in porn circles. So while I like the idea of using pornstar names to punk Trump, let’s hope some folks who go that route use an infamous one like Ron jeremy – and after a couple months in jail (if that long) Trump will look as sad-sack as KSM/Jeremy.
We won’t see Trump in jail just on the Stormy Daniels matter. Falsification of business records can bring prison time but it’s not mandatory, if I understand correctly. Something else may cause Trump to go to jail, though. But right now, where we are today, it’s not going to happen.
I registered as Jefferson Epstein. Maybe he’ll show up from the other side to haunt the man who was in charge of the man in charge of his security. Jeffrey told me to tell Mary thanks!
That is wonderful, Scott! Who knows how far this may go?
I tried, but will not give them a real phone number to confirm…only close friends and my doctors have my number!
I wasn’t there. Jeffrey told me it was the same old shit!