You can take the girl out of MAGA but you can’t take the MAGA out of the girl. Kimberly Guilfoyle got right-wing-icated way back in the day. She had an interesting career as a prosecutor and was married to Gavin Newsom, no less, at one time. But then the siren call of Fox News sounded and upon those rocks she crashed. Now she’s the ambassador to Greece, a post where almost-Dad-In-Law sent her after the six and a half year *engagement* to Don Junior went belly up. Here she is wearing a skirt that you can see through to some formal diplomatic event. This is one of those events, I suspect, where less is more, but Guilfoyle just has to flaunt it. It’s in her makeup.
I don't know, she would blend in at this high-level diplomatic ev…
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sorry for the error I have just been informed that this was the 2025 Adult Video Network awards pic.twitter.com/SqgkKrhlkK— Bill Sweetman (@ValkStrategy) November 26, 2025
What is it with Trump women? They have to put it all on display, all the time. There really is a lot to be said for something elegant and toned down, but that’s not the mentality. After party at Mar-a-Lago is the mentality. Letting it all hang out is the mentality.
Of all of them, the real beauty was Guilfoyle but she chose to do the extreme MAGA makeover. And that’s the outside. Who knows what happened to the inside? It’s got to be a long journey from Gavin Newsom to Donald Trump, Jr. and then to a post-Junior world.
Rumor is that Guilfoyle also likes the nose candy. She certainly is looking drawn and haggard here.
Cringy. I honestly thought she’d be a bit more circumspect. pic.twitter.com/XePewdDqwc
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Greece must agree with Guilfoyle. She looks healthier now than she did in that photo taken with Trump. Guilfoyle is an intelligent woman. I cannot imagine she ended up with Junior and part of Trump’s Palm Beach camp but that is historical fact.
Maybe she’ll pull herself together. Jackie Kennedy Onassis was the most famous woman in her era and the most photographed. So was Lady Diana. Neither one of them let it all hang out. They didn’t have to and neither does Guilfoyle but on some level she must believe that she has to or why would she do it?
Makes you think of that line from Sunset Boulevard: “There’s nothing wrong with being fifty, Norma. Not unless you’re trying to be twenty-five.” Maybe that’s it. Maybe MAGA make believe and never growing up, let alone old, is the problem.
Ambassadorial?
Classy?
No.
Representing Trump’s maga-world?
Yes.
And that is who she’s representing, not America as a whole. We are the laughingstock of the world stage.
It’s kind and classy of you to refer to her as an intelligent woman, but I’m sorry, the evidence against that is somewhat overwhelming. I suspect that the nasal intake of stimulants with Jr has had a damaging effect on what might once have been a well-functioning cognitive organ.
Dolly Parton, a truly intelligent lady, quipped that it takes a lot of money to look “this cheap;” Kimberley proves that any amount of money can make you look slutty if that’s what you want.
Her intelligence and achievements got her to some interesting places in California law and politics. And then along came Fox News and whammo. Makes no sense to me, but I guess Guilfoyle found her match in Fox News and then the Trumps came along and that was seventh heaven. I would love to read a tell-all about Guilfoyle and Junior. That had to be tacky as hell.
The cost of the book (even at Trump Prices) I could probably come up with. Alas, I’d need to win the lottery to afford being in the hospital with a neurosurgeon continuously flushing my cranium with Brain Bleach for the time it would take to read it (plus who knows how long recovery time) so I’ll pass.
Porn has a myriad of genres and I recall once upon a time there was a Sarah Palin niche. I’m afraid to do a search of porn sites to see if there’s one for Guilfoyle. Eeeewwww! A combination horror (zombie & vampire combined) and BDSM on s slasher movie killer tear sounds about right. YUCK!
What did Newsom ever see in her? Oh wait maybe it was what was on the outside and when he realized what really was on the inside – they divorced?