Page Six, which is the gossip portion of the New York Post, has the motto: “Don’t do it if you don’t want to see it on Page Six.” And of course nobody is happier to be on Page Six, the front cover of the National Enquirer along with photos of George W. Bush talking to space aliens, and what have you, than Donald Trump. That’s where this entire Bizarro World saga that you and I know as politics, circa 2023, came to be in the first place, was in the tabloids, where the bankrupt trust fund baby got his start.
Trump is in Las Vegas tonight. He’s there for a UFC championship. And so cameras are trained in his direction, as always. Look sharp now. You will probably miss Trump, but the person who you want to see, is somebody you will recognize.
Hope she's a better ring girl than lawyer.
— Molly Ploofkins™ (@Mollyploofkins) December 17, 2023
Yes, blue dress, center frame, that’s Alina Habba. And maybe her husband is with her. She’s supposedly married to somebody named Greg Rueben and they live in Bernardsville, New Jersey.
There are people who have “marriages” like this, where the two people are frequently in different states and with different people. As long as both parties are happy, that’s all that matters. I don’t think that Trump out for the evening in Las Vegas in the company of his lawyer will bring quite the attention that Stormy Daniels being with Trump got. That was a bit different.
Trump did find a moment to trash Ron DeSantis tonight, when he found out that DeSantis’ chief strategist had quite. He posted on Truth Social.
Who knows, maybe Alina Habba is looking to be the next Attorney General or Secretary of State? Anything is possible with these people. The sky is the limit. Maybe Habba won’t be Attorney General, she might actually be remotely qualified for something like that. Surgeon General is more likely. Remember, this is Trump world. You have to think the right way for it all to make sense.
Habba has been angling for the position of the fourth Mrs Trump all year. In October, there was a photo taken of them in Trump’s plane with her arm around his waist (well, partially – it’s a very big waist) and his around her shoulders. The photo disappeared shortly afterwards to be replaced by a photo of the two of them on the plane but without the embrace. Habba has also been heard to say, “We’re in love.” So I don’t think her marriage is doing well.
Well, it seems Ivanka & her daddy/his campaign are on the outs, or at the very least are mutually keeping some distance. Now that (at least onetime) wannabe Princess Ivanka Is no longer the apple of Trump’s eye it’s been seeming like Habba has been angling for the role. Although I think she’s rather shorter, I see some resemblance between the two, and Habba does seem to sometimes make a point of lightening her natural hair color to show she could carry off a full-on blonde look. Like Ivanka. IF there’s some hanky-panky going on Melania probably is glad. Sure, she’s negotiated a “I don’t ever have to f**k him again clause into the prenup but if Trump has taken a shine to a potential trophy wife #4 it means he won’t be pestering HER!
And I bet Bobo is spitting feathers
Nothing surprises me these days. We have crossed into the Twilight Zone. Is she going to be his running mate as well?
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Not every prostitute is standing on the Vegas strip.
Hey, Alina’s watching her law career get flushed down the golden toilet; what’s a girl gonna do but fuck (literally) the client in hopes of a more permanent place in the Trumpian firmament. And Trump gets new eye candy to parade in front of the adoring throng during the campaign, when he’s not in court with her. Works for me.