This took a few days. I speculate that the people of Greenland and their government were pondering if they should speak up at all. Donald Trump made a tasteless and absurd comment about how the acquisition of Greenland was a necessity. Then of course Fox News picked up on it and treated it as if it was a real thing and then the legacy media began to normalize the absurdity. And so voila, the Prime Minister of Greenland had no choice but to speak up. Welcome to our national shitshow, Mr. Prime Minister. On behalf of the half of America that is utterly appalled, I apologize.

Yes, we have danced around this maypole before. It was stupid and futile then and it is stupid and futile now.

Ahh, the voice of MAGA. They know nothing, they have no idea who’s who or how the world actually works, but they believe that their grotesque guru can perform magic. Give this a year or so, when the inflation has gone nowhere but up and there are no deportations, let alone mass ones, and let’s see what the excuses are then.

That would be interesting, the United States committing an act of mindless aggression. This must be why Trump wants to have “generals like Hitler had” in the military, rather than the ones that are there now.

That sounds good. And we could have had that without Denmark’s intervention but no, let’s vote Republican. Let’s vote the worst president in our history back into power.

And so it begins. Who’s next? Iceland? New Zealand? The Antarctic? Maybe Trump wants to reverse the American Revolution and go take over the UK now? Nothing is beyond his fantasy life. The man is a complete lunatic.

And the legacy media is complicit. If Trump said tomorrow that the moon was made out of green cheese, the networks would be reporting it factually and suggesting that maybe NASA wasn’t telling us the full story about the composition of the moon and that more tests of lunar soil were indicated. The Bezos Bugle would run it as a front page story. I’m not being facetious. This is a big reason we are where we are.

 

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2 COMMENTS

  1. 🤓🤪 I’m not sure if twiXter “Donnie C” is serious with this: “Alaska was a steal, and the Louisiana Purchase? Genius. Why the hell did we ever stop expanding our empire by buying land? It’s like we forgot how to make a good deal.”
    Yo, Donnie C, most of our empire came from stealing and pillaging and genociding…I think that’s actually the “bargaining” and “great deals” Trump would prefer over buying!! 🤬

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