Former Trump Trade Moron Peter Navarro. Stand Up And Take A Bow. Fool!

Yeah, there are just enough days where it just don’t suck to be me to keep me going. And Today is one of those days. It wasn’t even 11:00 yet, and already I had my fool for the day.

If my feeble memory serves correctly, Chris Jansing was just getting ready to hand off to Katy Tur when the news broke. Not only had a federal grand jury indicted Former Trump trade sucker Peter Navarro, he was under arrest and in custody, and awaiting a court hearing scheduled to begin within the hour. And my heart sang.

Peter Navarro seems to think he some hardass like John Dillinger. Because, while he’s not a lawyer, he is without a doubt one of the dumbest sumbitches I’ve ever seen. Navarro has been handling all of the correspondence and negotiations himself, first with the J6 committee, and then with the FBI over a grand jury subpoena in their own Capitol Riot investigation.

Navarro has basically made a nonstop pain in the ass out of himself. With the J6 committee, he basically told them to pound sand, called them a kangaroo committee with no legitimate authority. With the FBI, Navarro wrote long letters full of 10 gallon legal words like, punitive, illegitimate, and unconstitutional, with absolutely no clue as to what he was saying. And today, the DOJ had had enough.

When they busted Steve Bannon, the FBI unsealed the indictment, called Bannon’s lawyer, and gave him a time to have Bannon down to the office to turn himself over for processing. Which Bannon gleefully did, giving impromptu pressers going in and out. With Navarro, they convinced a judge that not only did he constitute a flight risk, he was also a risk to tamper with or destroy any evidence he still held. The judge agreed, so the FBI left the indictment sealed, trailed Navarro to a New York airport this morning, and nailed him as he was about to get on a flight. They patted him down, put the bracelets on, and perp walked him out of the airport.

When he finally got out of court, Navarro was apoplectic, but at least he had his shit back together again. After expressing outrage at his treatment, he immediately told everybody in the country to buy his POS book from Amazon to see why he’s being persecuted. He ranted about being handcuffed and perp walked. He screamed about being booked and processed, and he ranted about being shackled before being led into court. It was so tragic I was looking around for my fainting couch. Damn these vapors!

But here’s the cherry on top. While not saying a word to authorities, Navarro has written a schlock book in which he takes full credit for being the genius behind the subversive Green Bay Sweep. And he is a frequent guest on MSNBC as well as CNN, including at least 3 appearances on Ari Melber’s show. His last appearance was yesterday, unaware that he was already under indictment. Even Melber tried to wise him up when he said, You won’t talk to the FBI or the J6 committee, and yet you continue to appear on programs like this to discuss the case. You do realize that the investigators can hear you when you talk on these shows, right? 

Peter Navarro has always been an arrogant, pompous, ignorant twit. I’ve always liked thinking of him as a biological twin for Sebastian Gorka, just without the funny accent. And so, former Trump Trade Advisor Peter Navarro, for being too stupid to realize that what you were bragging about was flagrantly illegal, and then being too stupid to at least consult a qualified attorney, and let him school you up, and even when you’re busted, standing around on national media and continuing to brag about your genius, Stand up and take a bow, fool!