Finally! George Santos, (Or Whomever) Takes A Shot He Can’t Handle

I was starting to wonder if there literally was no bottom to the George Santos Well of Personal Shame. Just so we’re all on the same page going forward, let’s briefly recap George Santos’s Greatest Shits over the last 10 weeks or so;

• George Santos lied about his grandparents fleeing and surviving the Holocaust
• He lied that his own mother was in the South Tower on 9/11, when she was alive and well in Brazil
• He lied about being Jewish when in fact he’s Roman Catholic
• He allegedly stole cash, jewelry, and even designer clothes from then roommates
• He stole a personal check from a family friend, which he then cashed and absconded with. He’s under criminal investigation in Brazil for that one
• He lied about every aspect of his education, work, and physical health record, embellishing tw knee replacements along the way. Bullshit! I had to wait until I was 49 to have mine
• Santos ran a boiler shop Ponzi scheme that bilked investors out of hundreds of thousands of dollars
• He allegedly preyed on a disabled US veteran, hosting and administering a GoFundMe page for the vet’s stricken service animal, only to pocket the moolah and let the dog die

If I actually did any three of those, I’d have to grow a beard rather than look myself in the face in the morning. But if I was stupid and clumsy to get caught , I’d have to move to a cave in Tibet. I’ve always thought that it was that last one with the vet that would do it, it’s just so sleazy and scummy that it demanded a full throated self defence. Not Santos. He called the allegations Unbelievable and shocking! but didn’t formally deny the allegations.

But now, at last we know apparently the only vicious slur to his reputation that Santos just can’t tolerate. And God knows, it’s horrific;

• In 2007, when he was about 19, Santos performed as a drag Queen in a gay pride in Brazil. The Queen that mentored him has come forward, complete with video allegedly Santos in full costume

Are you freakin ”kidding me?!? The guy steals from friends, steals from roommates, steals from a girlfriend, lies about his faith, lies about his history, and even lies about his own mother’s death. But that’s OK, all that shit is cool. But if somebody dares to accuse you of putting on a Hermes gown and a wig, it’s time to go to the mattresses. Santos came out and furiously denied the allegation, the only charge he has directly refuted and denied so far.

And here’s the really funny part. Nobody cares! Reporter Jonathan LeMire put it perfectly on MSNBC when he said, It’s ridiculous on the face of it. It’s not illegal for somebody to be gay, and it’s not illegal for somebody to dress in drag either. Nobody in the media would even be talking about this if it wasn’t for Santos’s over the top reaction to the charge. And he’s right. Due to the deference that is given to gender freedom, nobody would be hammering Santos on this revelation the way they are about everything else. Except FUX News. And for Santos, that’s the only one that counts.

I think this is an enlightening glimpse into the inner world and back rooms of the House GOP. Apparently you can be the lowest, most incompetent scumbag lowlife on the planet, and you have a home in the GOP House, with full committee assignments. But you step one foot out of line and smear on some lipstick and rouge, and you’re out on your ass, Buster! I swear to God, these ass clowns are making Charlie Manson look sane and normal.