Drop Everything, Watch Fred Trump Call Donald A F**k Up From the Grave

This is another home run by the Lincoln Project. They always do well but occasionally they hit one out of the park and this is one of those. It all started out with Donald Trump accusing the Lincoln Project and the media in general of using artificial intelligence to produce unflattering images of him — as if any assistance were needed in that department.

It’s been said all day, here and elsewhere, that Fred Trump is spinning in his grave, watching his legacy destroyed by his fuck up of a son. And from I have read of Fred Trump over the years, I think this is probably spot on. Maybe this could become a kind of mini series, with Trump’s mother next, and perhaps his sister Maryanne and brother Robert also chiming in from the beyond.

Let’s see what Donald sells. We could make a children’s book out of that. See Donald sell. See Donald sell his house. Which house? Why any house he’s got that doesn’t already have three mortgages on it. Unfortunately, there aren’t any of those. Poor Donald. Oh oh oh.

And this will be “following Trump around the country, and of course, blistering the airwaves at Mar A Lago,” says LP. Poor Heinz, poor Del Monte, how will they cope with the coming ketchup shortage?

And what will Melania do with all the maids quitting, because they’re tired of cleaning the mess up? What’s that you say? Some ketchup just splattered on her new Louboutin shoes? The ones with the red soles that cost five grand, those shoes? Well, at least the soles are red, let’s look on the bright side, shall we?

Lara can get her sister-in-law (or step mother-in-law, whatever the hell that relationship is) a new pair of Louboutins when she gets her hands on the RNC coffers in a few weeks. Not to worry. Lara will take care of everything. And she won’t back down. Not even when she’s caught with her hands in the cookie jar.

Stay tuned. The hysteria meter is now headed towards the red zone. Melania might be headed for the door and it’s a cinch that unless some new counsel gets retained soon and paid up front, that Donald’s in for trouble. He says he’s going to fight today’s Trump Organization verdict on appeal.

The trouble with an appeal, however, is that you have to find some reversible error. This was all discussed weeks ago when Alina was claiming she had an air tight case. Where is Alina, by the way? Anybody seen Alina. She said just yesterday that she would be speaking out today and so far she’s invisible.

Wonder what that’s about?