One thing I have to say about FUX News lawyers, they’re not much better than Trump lawyers. I dunno, maybe it’s the same Walmart firm. But if there’s one thing I already know as the worlds worst poker player, when your opponent has three Aces face up, you don’t bluff with a pair of 2’s.

Which is what the FUX News legal beagles did. They filed a summary dismissal motion with the New York federal court that is hearing the Dominion Voting Systems $1.6 billion defamation suit against FUX. Their lame ass thrust was since there was no substantive argument on the facts, and since FUX News enjoyed 1st Amendment rights, the judge should just summarily throw the case out of court.

The dipshits should have just shut the hell up. The Dominion lawyers responded with a 100+ page response, and it was a bombshell. In the filing they posted actual testimony from FUX News CEO Rupert Murdoch, in which he not only admitted that he had no doubts that there was no electoral fraud, and his only goal was to placate Trump for ratings, but he also admitted that he could have stopped the bullshit, but didn’t. This is the kind of testimony that gives lawyers wet dreams.

But up until now, everybody has been fixated on the $1.6 billion price tag on the Dominion lawsuit. And I’m here to tell ya folks, that ain’t chump change. Hell, if I had $1.6 billion in my kick, I’d but my own little island off of Kauai and live like a prince.

But here’s what you have to understand. That 1.6 billion that Dominion is for what is referred to as compensatory damages. To be clear, $1.6 billion is estimated to be the net profit for FUX News in a year. So if Dominion wins, and FUX has to pony up, they basically broadcast for a year for free. Not good juju for FUX, but other than a stock drop, nothing that threatens the basic corporate structure or solvency.

But here’s the McGuffin. That $1.6 billion only deals with the amount of business that FUX”s slander cost Dominion in revenue, estimating the company’s loss of revenue, from the start of the defamation campaign, and going forward into lost revenue in the future. That $1.6 billion is what Dominion wants from FUX to compensate them for what the slander cost the company.

But that’s not all. Dominion also has the right to ask for punitive damages against FUX News for defaming them in the first place. If I knock you off of your bike with my car, I should pay for your medical bills, as well as your lost work time, but why shouldn’t I have to pay for being such a dick in the first place? Those are punitive damages. And in New York state, where the trial will be held, there are no limits on punitive damages.

And that’s where the wicket gets sticky. Because while $1.6 billion might not do anything more than short sheet the stock price, another $1.5 billion or more could put a serious crimp in FUXS operating revenue. And that could significantly impact FUX’s ability to operate on a day by day basis.

I have yet to hear a legal analyst, either on CNN or MSNBC who doesn’t think that FUX is toast on the defamation charge. They played too fast and loose in their communications to plausibly claim that they weren’t defaming Dominion. But how far FUX goes into the hurt locker depends solely on the amount of punitive damages the jury awards. And there’s no way to even guess at that until we get the verdict. Trial is set for April 21st. Don’t touch that dial.

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  1. I hope Dominion gets more than the 1.6….I hope they garnish the majority of the money from angryham, insHannity and fucker carlson.

    • Don’t forget Murdoch! He’s been fomenting culture wars and unrest in this country since he started Fux. As he testified, it was all for money. As if he didn’t have enough.

  2. Let us also remember that Smartimatic, another voting machine company, is on deck next for the defamation suits. They and Dominion are going to squeeze them dry.

    “I forgot…you were sick the day they taught law at law school!” –Aaron Sorkin, A Few Good Men

  3. Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” has been more factual than Fox News.

    Although this case will undoubtedly be appealed to the not-so Supreme Court, hopefully it will open the flood gates of people and companies suing Fox for the damages their lies have caused.

  4. Rupert ain’t stupid. I’m betting he works to settle out of court.
    Though that should have already happened prior to the data dump by Dominion.
    So maybe he let his arrogance win over.

  5. Common Joseph Murphster35 Murphy!
    Do you even have people review your writing for grammar?

    While I Lothe Fox and Rupert, you write like a high school dropout!

    • Once again, Murf suffers from severe glaucoma and his vision is quite poor. Sometimes he gets some editing help but sometimes not. Regular readers are aware of this and cut him some slack. Might I ask you do the same, both for him and for those who try to help him out but aren’t always able to do so?

    • And did you know that as long and the first letter and the last letter are in the correct place you can actually read it as is? I NEVER have an issue understanding what Murphster35 has to say and he is always spot on!


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