This has not been the most funnest weekend in the life of Donnie Trump. No, Sir, it has not. Donnie did have a golf tournament, sponsored by bone saw murderers, to go play in and usually that would put him in a good mood. But not when he’s got lawyers telling him about new hires over at the DOJ.
And then there’s his nemesis Peekaboo James, who just won’t peek where he wants her to peek, which is into Hunter and Joe and not him.
He thinks of virtually nothing else but Hunter and Joe these days. Here’s his latest.
What’s that you say? If “they’ve got nothing” then what is he worried about? Beats me. But obviously he’s upset about something. What could that be? Eric being asked to testify? He’ll just plead the fifth again, so what? Ivanka’s testimony? Trumpty doesn’t want to think about that, he’ll think about that later.
Oh, no. Michael Cohen could be called. That’s not fair!! He hates Trumpty!! He writes mean things in books and goes on TV and laughs at him! He’s made all these Al Capone cracks!
But you know what’s really bad? Weisselberg’s son and ex-wife might be called to testify. And after all he did for them! Not fair!
It’s a NO NO! They better stop now! Or, at least wait until Trump gets reelected so he can pardon himself. No fair!
If Trumpty is talking about handcuffs it’s because he’s thinking about handcuffs, that’s a no brainer. And wouldn’t that image be comical? Trumpjango chained, perp walked out of Mar-a-Lago. I hope I live to see that headline written, followed by “film at eleven.”
Screw “film at eleven.” I want to see his whiny, crying ass dragged (and he’ll be blubbering and quivering so hard they’ll practically have to carry him!) out of his residence LIVE! The whole world including the denizens of MAGA World will get to see what a pathic excuse of person he is. THAT might be enough to jolt a chunk of the MAGGats back on the path to reality. Cuz Trump ain’t no “alpha male” who has got the will to walk out with head held high in a show of strength. If those affecting the arrest are smart, they will let him have his rage fueled tantrum away from the cameras and spend all THAT emotion – and be left only with the combination of humiliation and fear that he’s going to get taken out in handcuffs in front of all those TV cameras. Only this will be some real reality TV and not the scripted shit he used to do!
(Usually with a white collar/high profile defendant their lawyers arrange for them to surrender themselves but for Trump whether it’s Garland or Willis they should say “fuck that shit” – he’s gonna get treated like every average guy criminal defendant and that means getting hooked up with steel bracelets and hauled off to a jail cell!”)
They have seen what a pathetic excuse for a human being he is for years and they still think he is their deity. Magats are morons. Magats will continue to be morons until they draw their last breath. Former guy gave them all the excuse they needed to do absolutely nothing with their lives: look at him after all–the heights he achieved and doing absolutely nothing to achieve those heights. Magats will not change, see no reason to do so, and will die, unhappy and ignorant.
I think they like him so much, because they feel he’s just like them.
AWESOME! Can’t wait!
From your lips to Gods ears!! So waiting for that “perp walk”!
Nobody has ever been prosecuted for tax evasion by providing benefits under the table? Really? Pretty sure that’s not entirely twoothful, so he probably shouldn’t twooth that.
I want to see Traitor Tot perp walked in handcuffs right to the firing squad after his conviction for TREASON! But I guess the Ol Sparky would do also!!
I enthusiatically approve of the “hot seat” for all traitors.
enthusiastically