Floriduh Gubner Ron DeSantis yesterday, standing, apparently, knee deep (or maybe thigh deep for him) in the Caloosahatchee River, pleaded with the press to “chill out” about the Orangeutan’s week long efforts to beat him about the head and shoulders and turn him into his little b*tch.
“Ron DeSantis says people need to “chill out” about a possible GOP civil war between him and Trump…
Trump has hit out at DeSantis on several occasions, even branding him “Ron DeSanctimonious.”
Yeah, I might also be calling for peace in our times too if I were DeDicktater, and if drumpf had hit me no harder than that. Seriously, Orangeutan, if you can’t do any better than that with your insults give me a shout and, maybe for a price, I can help you out with your DeSantis rebranding.
“DeSantis said it was important for the GOP to focus on the Georgia runoff between Democratic Sen. Raphael Warnock and his Republican challenger, the Trump-backed Herschel Walker.”
This part is important in trying to make DeDistrictstealer look like a national candidate in preparation for his Presidential run, instead of the Redneck-Rivera backwater twerp whackadoo he clearly is.
DeCovidspreader went on to say…
“I mean, I know around the country, Florida was kind of the biggest bright spot,” DeSantis said. “It was not so bright in many other parts of the country. It was a substandard performance given the dynamics that are at play.”
Yep.
“Kind of the brightest spot” because you arrested brown people trying to vote on videotape, and strutted around in an ill fitting blue suit looking vaguely like a “Cuba si, Castro no!” South Florida businessman and hoovered up unfortunate Central-Americans in Texas to stunt deport to Massachusetts.
But, let’s see what others had to say.
He could end all this by saying “I do not plan to run for President”.
— Herschel broke my tv’s cc 🏳️🌈🇵🇷🇺🇦🌊 (@BackAvatar) November 16, 2022
Yup. But he won’t.
It appears I have a rival:
DePrayMantis is right! We just finished an election, we can hit the snooze button on democracy!!! GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK!!!😂
— AddNaN :blue_checkmark_icon: (@werzadnan) November 16, 2022
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Man is he packed into that suit.
I'd be cranky too.
— Kill the Filibuster🇺🇦 (@thoughtbubblehq) November 17, 2022
🤣🤣🤣 Like a turd sausage.
That’s pretty disappointing. Freaking wuss.
— Ben (@skspoppa) November 16, 2022
Yup. Ron only swings down, never up.
— Herschel broke my tv’s cc 🏳️🌈🇵🇷🇺🇦🌊 (@BackAvatar) November 16, 2022
That’s right Dicktater, give us that 1,000 watt smile.
If we are all extremely lucky maybe the river will just flush DeTurd away.
You hear that, folks? That was DeathSantis saying the quiet part out loud. The party is in trouble and the damage Trump will do the most to is them.
In one king run on sentence….$Could someone tell me deathsanctimonious and White trashionalist Ted Cruz are wearing the fitted suit jackets that aren’t so much ‘tailored’ & ‘fitted’ as 2 sizes too small making them NOT look like cool fit celebrities but sad pathetic old men in poorly fitting suit jackets like they dug out their only suit jacket, the one worn to {white trashionalist clan rally} 7 years ago and didn’t realize they had gained so much weight and the jacket no longer fits but since they have no other jacket to wear they went ahead and wore it hoping no one would notice.