Times must be tough for whoever is tasked with entertaining Mar-A-Lago Club Members.
I mean how does one put a smile on the faces of the fash-curious misogynists who fork out $100,000 for the privilege of rubbing shoulders with an increasingly demented ex-developer and reality show has-been with a full diaper and a bank account that will soon depleted of nearly $300,000,000 when the E. Jean Carrol and Civil Fraud judgements in New York kick in?
Naturally, you stick a dancer in an alcove of Club Cheese with a disco ball revolving where her head should be, crank up “I Believe in Miracles” and bathe her in the light of one of those 1960s’ era spinning tri-color mini-projectors we used to place under Christmas trees – all the while flashing Trump Property advertisements on her glittering fish bowl.
Genius!
Our friend PatriotTakes had the film last night at 11 on Twitter:
Kimberly Guilfoyle does 3 shows per night🙄
— 🕉️ Murphy 🍁🇺🇦 (@murrayb560sl) January 29, 2024
Is that written into her prenup?
This is what hell looks like.
— The Raccfather 🦝🦝🦝 (@lucasj8) January 30, 2024
Yup.
Habba just trying to pay her rent.
— ☮️ℳ𝓈𝒢𝓇𝓊𝓂𝓅𝓎ℬ𝓊𝓃𝓃𝓎☮️ (@msgrumpybunny) January 30, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
They are in a time warp. They want to take us with them.
— 🇺🇸 Army Veteran in 🇺🇦 (@73RDARM) January 29, 2024
Didn’t much care for Disco the first time…
Space Force defunded?
— 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 Constitutional Lawyer 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@ConLaw60654) January 29, 2024
😂😂😂
Ron just dropped off the drugs for that awesome rave.😳😳😂
— Draven (@Wherring65) January 29, 2024
Yup.
Probably this pic.twitter.com/UhhVoZwKey
— D Marie (@Gypsysoul1968) January 29, 2024
Yup, yup.
When you try to book Daft Punk through Temu.
— Patron Saint of Lost Causes, Jeff Skrenes (@jskrenes) January 29, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Nothing new. Women are being completely dehumanized.
— Ripley (@Ripley49952702) January 29, 2024
Yup.
Looks like Ronny Jackson has been handing out the Candy. pic.twitter.com/qwUrhZoOu2
— Quaneeri22 (@Robin_quaneeri2) January 29, 2024
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This is tragic , sad. Is this Kimmy trying to cover up this weeks implant / filler over do? Lara hoping to screech out one her terrible songs anonymously?
— Christine – is horrified 🟧🟦💙 🤦🏼♀️ (@lokiscompanion) January 29, 2024
Jebus. Let’s hope not.
This is even worse than the New Year's Eve Halloween Store ninja turtle with a camel toe.
— BeaglesResist (@BeaglesResist) January 30, 2024
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Why is everything the Trumps do and have so damn tacky?
— EdgeNocturnal (@KristopherStaf6) January 29, 2024
That’s just how they roll, Kris.
Every thing Trump touches is Tacky
— Bill Wong (@ten24get) January 30, 2024
Yup.
When’s the VIP Room opening? Dollars for DT’s Defense
— PMG (@pmginmyhead) January 29, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
That Special K ain't gonna snort itself.
— Words_of_Brisdom 🇺🇸🔥🏴☠️🌞🌵 (@wordsofbrisdom) January 29, 2024
Right?
Kari Lake finally got a job.🤦♂️
— mrbigg🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@mrbigg450) January 30, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Keith Richards would say "Fuck, I'm too sober for this, mate. "
— The Madman (@Revdarko) January 29, 2024
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Watching this one has to wonder what Hieronymus Bosch hellscape the planners have in mind for the 4th of July.
With any luck Mother Earth will yawn and open a gaping sinkhole that swallows Chez-Cheddar and all associated well before then…
The truth is out – Marmalado is now officially a red light district
Well,the GOP has always wh*red for billionaires, and sold its soul to the highest bidder.
So. This is what Lara Trump meant about standing her up at the gates of Hell. Tom Petty would agree with her.
Sir, sir, the biggest crowds, ever…
The Devil approached me with tears in his eyes…saying “this is yuge! this is the best entertainment I’ve seen dick…er dictator Trump! well done my son! I love the lighting”!
Lucifer has better taste.