This Secret Tape scam is getting embarrassing. And James Comer is getting miffed. I don’t know if he’s given to throwing ketchup bottles, he’s probably not that infantile, but he may be opening up a bottle or two of the bourbon that gets made in Mitch McConnell’s home state and chugging that. Can’t say as how I blame him.
Here’s Comer’s “reaction” to Rudy Giuliani’s epic embarrassment from yesterday, wherein he said that the dog ate the audio tapes, or the dog died before he could eat the audio tapes, or something.
Translation: He still hasn’t found any proof. But it’s coming, just you wait. Any day now. pic.twitter.com/x3WUXXO9sM
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) June 16, 2023
I suppose we can split hairs here over what Bill Barr did or didn’t do. My recollection is that he saw no reason to investigate — and that was very probably because he knew that Rudy Giuliani was cobbling together this ridiculous conspiracy theory. But let’s go along with Comer, just for the sake of argument, and agree that the report was sent to Delaware for further investigation. WHO was the source of the information in the “Biden bribery form” that was sent to Delaware?
- A six foot invisible rabbit named Harvey?
- Miss Cleo?
- Hunter’s computer guy with the beret?
Whatever you vote, I guarantee that crickets are what you’re about to hear.
And as to the reality of what will happen? Let’s take a poll on that, too.
- Kari Lake will be governor of Arizona before Comer produces the audio tapes?
- Mike Lindell will prove the 2020 election was stolen before Comer produces the audio tapes?
- Donald Trump will finally produce a health plan AND infrastructure week, before Comer, etc.
Here’s an interview outlining the parameters of this pathetic imitation of Trey Gowdy’s Benghaaaaazi efforts. Sheesh.