Brian Tyler Cohen is a political commentator and the host of the podcast NoLieWithBTC. Yesterday he tweeted out an hilarious summary of Don Cornholeone’s excuses lies about how stolen National Security docs ended up in his sock drawer in Mar-A-Lardo and, like I stated up top… it is pitch perfect.

I combined the tweets into a single statement because I think it is funnier this way:

“So the FBI planted classified evidence, but also Trump declassified that evidence that he never took, but also it’s not even a big deal if he did take it because only one box was classified I mean declassified, but also even if he did have many boxes of classified documents, he didn’t pack those boxes himself, but also those were just paper versions of classified I mean declassified documents so they wouldn’t be easy to steal, but also Barack Obama had 30 million classified documents in his house, but also…

Hillary Clinton.”

Here are the original tweets, followed by some rather incredulous responses:

Joe is all of us:


🤣🤣🤣 Good question.


Yup

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Shorter version:


Yup

Good advice here👇👇👇


Yup

OT but accurate:


Make mine with mustard, please.

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I’m gonna end on that rather ominous note, because the whole episode is more ominous than comic.

But, you laugh when you can is my motto.

Now I’m off to listen to No Lie with BTC

It ought to be good.

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  2. The biggest mystery isn’t this pathological serial liar & murderer…all serial killers lie to stay out of the line of fire. The biggest mystery is how 74 MILLION people can belong to a nazi child killing cult & still BELIEVE they are decent human beings. NEWSFLASH ASSWIPES…YOU ARE TRAITORS & YOU ARE EVIL. Clear enough?

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    • I don’t think they do care. They are on a train set to destroy the nation and they think not only their jeebus approves but that he will also save their asses from any and all fallout their actions create. We Jews have watched with a great deal of puzzlement this “magic wand” mentality x-tians have: they can do anything fucking thing they want but if they wave their wands, say the magic words and they are fine with the creator of the universe. I do not know what you do in the face of such behavior. This is the stupidity you cannot fix.

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      • True, but be careful with religious generalizations…Reverend Barber, from my home state leads the Poor People’s Campaign, started by Dr. KING & he walks the walk of the commandments. I’m officially a jew but don’t follow any state organized religious bureaucracy & what the state of Israel,(all jews), have done, & are doing to the Palestinians since 1948, is evil & authoritarian, just like what was done by other dictatorships to the jews. There is no rational or moral excuse for it other than their greed for land & control. Hmmm…same motivation as Hitler. Evil knows no religion & belongs to none. Look what was done here to take the land & the enslavement of black people for profit. I’m a proud American, but an informed one who doesn’t whitewash what’s done in our name also. Just saying. Glass houses, rock throwing, & all that implies. These fuckheads may call themselves what they choose but it doesn’t make it true. Hey they say they are patriots also. Another lie.

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        • Barber and some Black.pastors,are the exceptions that prove the rule. Sadly a lot of white pastors,are like Franklin Graham,,John Hagee and Robert Jeffres,in it for the money and,power.
          My mom’s Baptist pastor was cool, but he is odd man out.

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          • It’s always the exceptions that stand tall. Graham & those hypocrites are pustules on Satan’s ass. Read John 8:42-47…where the gospel writer portrays Jesus calling out the religious leaders & calling them ‘the children of the devil’, whom he labeled ‘the father of all lies’!!! Got it you blasphemous, evil, lying, murderous, greedy hypocrites??? Er…pastor???

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  3. What about the “If they had asked me to return them, I would have”, which is why they kept asking and his lawyers kept ‘negotiating’ about what was there (or what wasn’t)

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