Did you know that stress causes hair loss? And poor diet doesn’t help it any, either. And there is one vain a-hole on the east coast who thinks he looks quite handsome with his sprayed combover. Life is truly going downhill for him. Yes, Donald Trump is at the Iowa State Fair today and evidently he’s claiming to buy food for people but then walks away without money ever changing hands.
Here’s another shot of his failed coiffed splendor.
On his way to Iowa now. pic.twitter.com/X3OjOntGu2
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 12, 2023
Remember how Henry VIII just kept killing wives if they didn’t produce a son? Well, I imagine Donald Trump killing hairdressers (or certainly wishing that he could) who can’t produce a credible hairstyle — although it would take the talents of Merlin and then some with what Trump’s got left on his head. Wait…what about that guy that Melania pays six figures to, for consulting, he’s a hairdresser, right? What about him?
Can you stand a close up? This is ghastly. Positively ghastly.
Please instruct Kari Lake to not sit on his face before rallies. pic.twitter.com/v2nQ0L5lsx
— Brown Eyed Susan🟧🟦 (@smc429) August 12, 2023
And there’s this idiocy going on at the same venue.
She was not a reporter. And she did speak. She told Kari Lake she was a photographer and was only there to take pictures. Really owning the libs again. pic.twitter.com/BPAjWFvV4e
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 12, 2023
Kari will commit hari kari when she learns that Trump is picking Elise Stefanik or Nikki Haley for VP and not her. Just watch.
And here’s a parting shot. DeSantis is grilling burgers while listening to We Love Trump resounding all around him.
Poor Desantis. He’s just trying to grill some burgers in peace. Going to be a fun day. pic.twitter.com/SSPGfGsn7h
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 12, 2023
What a day. What a primary. What a life.
Looks like his hair is getting really thin! Wow, I don’t know if his vanity can stand this.
If only that were the worst thing we have on the horizon-former guy’s hair. lmao
Never trust a man you meet with a combover……he’s already trying to hide something from you.
*nods*
Sorry comb over guy. 🙂
Love you man.
Maybe Kari can offer him her hairdresser. Time for baby huey to head to Great Clips for a zero cut,(closest buzz cut you can get). I used to have hair down to my arse, but a zero is my style nowadays. Hey diaperboy…embrace your true self. Oh…yeah…you don’t have one…nevermind. Stay out of the breeze.
I’ve never understood that froth of cotton-candy do that he’s insisted on. It’s stupid, ugly, doesn’t fool anyone except maybe the fool who’s wearing it. As for the heckling, we’ve seen them do it to Mitch Mc., Pence, now DeSantis, not that they (and a whole bunch more of their ilk) don’t deserve it. They are all pathetic, transparent sh*theels (thanks to Murph for this great word).
Well, if the cheeseburgers don’t kill him, that Iowa pork burger with the 1/4 lb brown sugar pork belly on a stick will. Chow down et Bon Appétit!
Hmmm. Just how bad IS Trump’s cash situation? When he’s to the point where he’s obvioiusly cutting his hairdresser’s hours it must be worse than we thought!