Ahhhh, Donald. When will you ever learn that you shouldn’t take on these smart women? Yes, I know you live in a binary world where a female’s sole and exclusive duty is to be decorative. We all know that about you. But the fact is that the Big IQ Maker in the sky does not discriminate against women or POCs. Those are manmade constructs whereas biologically, some of our best minds simply are housed in female or non-white bodies. It is what it is. And so it took “low IQ” AOC just a couple of minutes to find the perfect lash back to you, you *@$#& pathetic moron.
The MoCA is actually a great test for measuring cognitive impairment post-stroke. Must be time for another hand IV. pic.twitter.com/JtTCUxbcCX
— MashStars (@MashStarsGaming) October 27, 2025
Donald drawing a clock. Yes. That would be comical. And how much you want to bet that he wouldn’t draw a round clock with numbers and hands, but a digital clock with the numbers written in? Because that’s what stable geniuses do. Go ask Mr. Ed.
Trump wrongly says that the cognitive exam is an “aptitude” exam. No it is NOT. It is not the SAT or anything like that, designed to measure aptitude for higher educational studies. It is no more impressive to pass a cognitive test than it is to pass a blood test. All that either means is that you do not have the disease being tested for — not that you have the most bigly wonderful brain or the most perfect blood specimen ever seen in a hospital in modern times. It simply does not mean any of that.
But it gives Trump a number he can spin positively and that’s all he cares about doing. That’s all he’s cared about for the first seven years since he took the first one.
Consider how you draw a clock. You have to plan ahead to ensure that the numbers are all positioned properly: The 12 at the top, the 6 at the bottom. You need to position the hands correctly, depending on their size. In Astor’s clocks, she didn’t even get that far. On one, she started at 1 and worked her way around clockwise, but spaced the numbers incorrectly, with 5 landing at the bottom of the circle. The 10, lacking space, was placed outside the circle. In another test, she was simply unable to complete the clock after beginning to number it in the wrong direction.
[The person referred to here was a woman being cognitively examined because people had been accused of changing her will without her knowledge or consent.]
The point is not that the test is easy. The point is that an inability to complete aspects of the test reveals different types of mental decline. The clock test is about executive brain function: memory, planning ahead. The different parts of the MoCA are labeled according to what they test, with the clock test falling under “visuospatial/executive.” Questions about the current year and date are under “orientation.” The request to identify a drawing of a camel is under “naming.” In the test’s scoring instructions, it explains what is covered: “attention and concentration, executive functions, memory, language, visuoconstructional skills, conceptual thinking, calculations and orientation.”
Now this is turning into a great troll of Donald Trump, which was AOC’s intent. Drawing a clock is not the super simple task one might thing. All of these higher brain functions are put into use — although I still maintain that Trump would draw a digital clock. I am so sure of that because a digital clock would completely illustrate his lack of being connected to the real world, his insulation from how the rest of us function and why we are able to. Most of us are not born obscenely wealthy — and then manage to squander said fortune and declare bankruptcy six times.
I hope Jasmine Crockett chimes in next. We could get a whole volly of intriguing Trump trolls and putdowns going here today.
