Holy King Solomon, Batman! This is a real heart jerker and a helpless animal is involved.
Alex Jones has a $2,000 ragdoll cat. The cat doesn’t know what a grifting bastard Jones is. I suppose it’s lucky for most of us that our animals only know how we treat them and not how we treat the other members of our own species.
So Jones is spinning a wondrous tale on how the overreaching, evil families of Sandy Hook are trying to destroy him by taking his beloved cat. This is great, one for the books.
Alex Jones tonight says that DOJ appeared at his bankruptcy hearing today and told the court that they believed Alex bought this cat to hide some of his cash, and says they want to seize his cat for the Sandy Hook families. pic.twitter.com/vG9q5BponZ
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) February 24, 2023
As you heard, the bankruptcy trustee was asking if there were assets “hidden in the cat.” Like in what, a zipper pouch, surgically implanted? Maybe the cat has diamonds inside of it?
And I seriously doubt that a $2,000 cat could be seized, but then again, I don’t know. Anybody here knowledgeable in how much a used cat fetches in the marketplace? None of my cats cost any money, they were all foundlings either from friends or from the pound, so I’m not the one to ask.
Jones, of course, is sticking up for his cat, but Twitter wants to file this under the Things That Never Happened file.
Leave him his cat with just enough money for cat food. Come back three weeks later and Alex will be fatter and his cat will be thinner.
— John Powers (@ReportingfromNY) February 24, 2023
— Stephanie 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (@OnRockyTopse) February 24, 2023
Omg @knowledge_fight had a throwback episode from Alex in 2003 and he goes on an epic rant about how much he hates cats 🤣🤣🤣
— Lori Lee (@soccercoachlori) February 24, 2023
And you thought Shrodinger’s cat was absurd. The story of Shrodinger’s cat was that if you put the cat and something that could kill it in a box and closed the box, then you wouldn’t know if the cat was dead or alive until you opened the box. Therefore, the cat could be alive and dead simultaneously, which is of course absurd. The idea was to prove up fallacious thinking in quantum theory — I think. This is not my strong suit.
But Jones’ cat is even more absurd than Shrodinger’s. Let’s see if this turns into a cause celebre and if the rubes buy extra vitamin powder from Jones this month to make up for the trauma of his cat being seized by the bankruptcy court.
Meow.
Killing little kids is nothing to worry over…repossessing a bird killer…now that’s a crime! I hope these families worry you into a stroke, where you’re placed in a setting, where caretakers feed you cat food, because they have the same size heart as you do Alex. Oh, and you sit strapped in all day with nothing but msnbc on the one channel you get. There is no justice in this world, but I can dream.
“Bird killer?” Really, Scott?
Dogs will kill a bird just as quickly as a cat will if given the chance. In fact, retrieving dogs have to be trained to not follow their natural instincts and eating the fallen bird and hunting dogs have to be trained to merely point out the location of a bird or nest and not attack it themselves.
And, frankly, I don’t think that cat of Jones’s has the wherewithal to sneak up on a bird, much less kill one. (In fact, I can’t be certain–even as someone who’s lived with plenty of cats over the years–but that cat almost looks drugged or in a stupor.)
Ragdoll cats go limp when held. Breed trait. Source of their name.
Bird killers? It is what cats ate designed to do. They go.after mice too. Ragdolls. are sweet cats with doglike qualities. Attack.Jones and hope the poor cat gets a better owner.
Ok I’ll give you that fat cat looks like it couldn’t stalk its food bowl, just like it’s owner who must buy tarps at Walmart to make into a pair of pants. Cats do stalk and kill birds…dogs? Nope. Oh they can be trained to go get them when we kill them. I did see on a science show we share 90% of our DNA with cats. Weird. Maybe that explains our aloofness. Ha.
Ragdoll cats look like they are fat, but it’s usually mostly fur.
They usually go limp like that when held (hence the name of the breed) but they are very muscular and quick.
As a cat-lover (all animals, but especially cats), it sickens me to see that fat fuck anywhere near one of these beautiful animals. I think they would be doing that cat a favor by finding it a (actual) human caretaker.
What pisses me off is that Ragdolls are incredibly loving & clingy cats – they’re babies in fur coats. And if Alex Jones truly hates cats, he’s a disastrous owner for a cat he bought solely to dispose of the change raked in from his YouTube fanbois.
I know the DOJ probably didn’t demand to seize the cat – but I really hope they did, I hope they *do,* and I hope the cat goes to someone that will take good care of it for its own sake. If there’s really any justice, Alex Jones will end up too broke to even afford cat food for himself.