I have a sneaking suspicion that even Right Side News Broadcasting goes out of its way to find the looniest members of the Trump cult to put on camera. I believe they do this for two reasons: 1. It justifies their own existence and 2. They know that a lot of people watching their cult coverage are the yous and mes, so it serves to both appall us and pwn us.

Some of the faithful have been camped out in the pasture for five days now. They want to be front row center to idolize the Great Pumpkin-Colored One. Maybe he will arise from the stage and levitate and fly behind their truck on the way home. I’m sure that’s a common fantasy.

I can see some of these tapes coming out of an old trunk in the year 2225, if man is still alive. A young woman will say to a young man, “Did I ever tell you that great great great great grandma was one of the MAGA crazies?” And this is what he’ll see.

And Marge Greene is a featured speaker, what else.

If you wonder who listen to right-wing media, wonder no more. This is a recurring theme at these events, that only Bannon, Bongino, that crowd are telling the truth.

There are no conspiracy theories on War Room. No, Sir. Those are all to be found on the pages of the New York Times, at least according to a source who has all the answers.

This one is priceless.

How could there be a connection between Trump rallies and violence? Perfectly wild, off the walls question, that.

Here’s the grand finale, at least for now. This woman is unintelligible, but she’s making the right noises and looks good, so don’t be surprised if she’s an RSBN anchor soon. I’m not sure about Newsmax. They threw one hell of a curve ball the other day when they ran a piece on Trump being a “coward” and “wolf in sheep’s clothing.”

 

 

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      • I am unaware of a single time when mango man told the truth. Not one. I know I must have missed the occasion which would be strange since there were…seriously I cannot recall a single truth coming out of that disgusting pie hole of his.

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  3. And to think that many say “the United States has the best law enforcement in the world”. Too bad that they were not competent enough to put fat ass in prison decades ago. Then again, I bet that they were going to right after they figured out who killed the Kennedy’s, Hoffa, King and the rest.

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