Trumpty Dumpty did not have a good night and today didn’t start out so swell either. Granted, he didn’t wake up and discover he was a giant cockroach, like the protagonist of Kafka’s Metamorphosis, but truth be known, he may find himself envying that character before too long as the circumstances of his own life continue to spiral downward.
Practically speaking, when you need to run, it’s a lot easier with eight legs than with two, right?
Here are a few of the clips that Trumpty wants the world to see to know how innocent he is. Only the best people.
They searched Mar-a-Lago because she lost her primary? Did they find it?
— kdunnez (@_The_Phantom_1_) August 28, 2022
Trumpty loves this next one. High drama. Totally his style.
Newsmax contributor and radio host Michael Savage on Trump search: “This raid is not about a man, it’s about a nation. They raped the nation. They raped half the nation .. They have dragged us into the Dark Ages.” pic.twitter.com/ZNqYrlHGU9
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 28, 2022
We’ll send you a flashlight. Oh, better make it candles. They didn’t have batteries back in the Dark Ages, but they did have clones of Mike Pence, so there’s that.
This is MAGA writ large, folks.
I just checked Trump’s Truth Social platform and the most recent “Truth” is a chart showing that 78% of Republicans would vote for him, over Ron DeSantis. Not if Fox News has anything to say about it. But we might find out if the Republican strategists who predicted that Trump could win the GOP nomination from prison were right or not.
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Good news, bad news Mr savage. The good news is the great pumpkin stole 2016, & with ur help put fascist judges on the highest court. The bad news is all of your 74 million raped magats will have to deliver this baby. Parenting in hell is…well…hell, especially if your baby is Satan’s spawn.
Since former guy has not paid his bills with regard to the internet platform he uses, when does his pitiful attempt to mimic twitter get turned off?