Demonstrating his enormous talent for whataboutism and distraction Rep. Gym Jordon (R) – Sweaty Locker Room – sent this Tweet out this morning ahead of the Jan6 Committee hearing, regretting, no doubt, his inability to deliver such cogent reasoning in person…
Can you imagine the outrage if:
-President Trump fell on the stairs of Air Force One.
-Melania Trump compared Hispanics to tacos.
-Donald Trump Jr. cooked up deals with Chinese oligarchs.
— Rep. Jim Jordan (@Jim_Jordan) July 12, 2022
And was immediately buffeted with gales of laughter…
Whataboutthisim Gym?
Donald Trump couldn't walk up a 5 degree incline ramp without help from another person.
Melania Trump wore a "I Don't Care Do U?" jacket to visit children her husband had forcibly separated from their parents.
Donald Jr…Well, where should I even start with that one?
— Kevin Roberts (@ripkevinroberts) July 12, 2022
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Imagine Trump trying to walk a ramp and claiming to have run down the last 10 steps. pic.twitter.com/0LGcFwxsx4
— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) July 12, 2022
I read somewhere that the lifts in his shoes make it difficult to negotiate stairs and ramps.
The corset doesn’t help either.— Ann Burnett (@AnnMB48) July 12, 2022
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Can you imagine pic.twitter.com/COpnvBcCoz
— Dorice☮️ (@pescara121) July 12, 2022
— Ambien®️ (@NorrinR06303580) July 12, 2022
— 🌊Rand Paul's neighbour🌊 (@Johanvanderslam) July 12, 2022
👏👏👏
Can you imagine if Jim Jordan would shut up? That would be great.
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) July 12, 2022
Ohio: Gym, what's your job?
Gym: I mostly Tweet stuff that's purposely taken out of context, no context, or I straight up lie. I also go on TV and do the same. In committee meetings, I usually create drama by talking fast, loud and screechy so no real progress can be made.
— WTF Seriously 🇺🇦 (@stopbeingaderp) July 12, 2022
Imagine if he did this? pic.twitter.com/Nc00j0c3IN
— Molly stands with Justin!!🤢🍁🌊🏴☠️ (@MollysMommy1212) July 12, 2022
Stop Gym. For your own sake. Unless of course you're making a case for for being too unstable to stand trial. Then you're doing a great job. 👍
— Charlie Mic (@CharlieM9999) July 12, 2022
Imagine this, Gym.
"Jim Jordan called me crying, groveling, begging me to go against my brother, begging me, crying for a half-hour," DiSabato said. "That’s the kind of cover-up that’s going on there.https://t.co/OzqKczGsc8
— JeanKross (@Kross4Jean) July 12, 2022
Nobody, beyond the TFG’s cabal, care what Gym Jordan has to say. Fingers crossed he’s indicted along w/ the other reps who participated in the coup attempt.
Too bad gymbo isn’t already in prison & getting the same response from the guards he gave when the wrestlers were raped by his buddy & told him what was happening. I dunno gymbo. I think Satan has too much self respect to accept you into Hell. Yet, Where’s he gonna send you? Detroit? Hell it is then gymbo.
There’s no need to imagine what he’d do if on the panel. Just go to the closest zoo. Find out where the monkeys are kept. Watch them fling shit at each other and people who get too close to the front of the enclosure.
Hey gym, can you imagine what would happen if a democrat pol while working as a coach for an athletic program ignored his players when they reported to him they were being buggered REGULARLY by the team doctor?
I personally hope we get to imagine what you will be screaming while in prison and YOU’RE getting buggered regularly gym.
That boy slipped on the soap a few too many times while working at his previous job as “shower monitor”…
What does he think that Iwanna was doing when she sucked up to the Chinese for her ‘patents’?
Or the Trumpador going into Air Farce One with a length of toilet paper on his shoe (or not being able to close an umbrella at the door)?
Or Melony getting visas for her parents?