You have to love the level of intellectual discourse that goes on at these Reawaken America confabs that regularly take place. This is where the leaders of the MAGA movement convene, the likes of Michael Flynn, Mike Lindell, Sidney Powell, the true giants, take the podium to preach their unique brand of dementia.

One of the leading lights is Dr. Stella Immanuel. She came to the attention of Donald Trump back in Spring of 2020 when the COVID crisis couldn’t be concealed any longer. She was a believer in hydroxychloroquine.

That gave her entree to a podium in Washington, D.C. and then she revealed a lot of her other whacky theories about demon sperm causing diseases and doctors using medicine from the DNA of space aliens to cure them. Or something. If you can follow this woman’s “logic” there are media outlets far bigger than this humble blog who want to hear an explanation.

“The Devil will deceive them that if you die, you’re gonna live forever.” Umm….scuse me, isn’t that what Christianity also preaches? That if we have lived a good and righteous life we will go on to a different world, a better place called Heaven, and eternal life?

“That we’ll clone you and download your brain to the internet of things and then we’re gonna upload your brain back into that clone and you live forever — it’s a deception.”

The Internet Of Things. Anybody ever hear of that before today? Raise your hands….No, I didn’t think so.

So let me get it straight now. Correct me when I go wrong.

  1. Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and Bill Gates are dead;
  2. Their bodies are animated by demonic spirts;
  3. That came to be because they bought Satan’s lie about eternal life and downloaded their brains to the Internet Of Things, while a clone was being prepared.
  4. Then their brains were uploaded back into the clone and they walk and talk and look normal — as does Stella Immanuel, until she opens her mouth.

Now here is a video which I found in the comments thread over at Right Wing Watch.

I’m going to put a *********WARNING************ on it.

You are going to find this video either drop dead hilarious or find its poor taste offensive — or perhaps both, which was my reaction.

You can’t make it up, friends. We live in a world where The Onion became the norm. And then some. Bear in mind, this is a MAGA headliner.

 

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3 COMMENTS

  1. The ‘internet of things’ is a concept Ursula – where your fridge is connected to the wonderul whacky web and will let you know when you are running short of chilled whiskey soda mix

    Seriously it’s meant to have a menu system where you update the inventory and it lets you know when you run short. It is also envisaged wi-fi connection to your cooker so you can adjust temperature settings, switch it on or off via your smart phone. All purely theoretical at the moment.

    I don’t think there is any chance of Bill Gates’ brain being installed though

  2. What The FUCK? The scary thing is that these people can vote.

    That video with the crazy gal and the preacher was really something. My guess is that she had a fling/cheated on her husband and decided to submit to this “ritual” for forgiveness. Is it too much to hope that her husband called bullshit on the whole thing and filed for divorce?

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