I don’t know what brought this about, but this is choice. Donald Trump, Jr. either took a poll or paid a pollster to take a poll, to find out who was who in the hearts of the GOP. We don’t know the polling sample and believe me, that is the burning question here. If it was taken in Florida, that’s especially important, because the poll shows that Junior is more popular than Ron DeSantis. I am certain that Emperor Ron will be interested to hear that.
Or, Junior may have just polled other junkies and their drug dealers. That is my best guess.
Here, you see who’s who in the Republican party and you decide who thinks this way.
Junior posting a poll today showing that he is more popular among Republicans than Desantis. pic.twitter.com/W2zST1cc2N
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) April 20, 2022
Mike Pompeo will shit bricks when he sees that Ted Cruz and Mike Pence are more popular than he is, I can tell you that much. I think it’s choice that the Minority Leaders of both the House and Senate are down in the basement along with Mitt Romney who is dead last. That Romney is a pariah does make some sense. This is clearly a MAGA based poll.
Here’s some analysis.
Now what intrigues me is that the other people on this list are politicians, i.e., people who have held or currently hold some elected office. Did I miss something and Don Jr. held office at some point? Anybody? Oh, in the dimension in which he was voted king for life, the place he visits in his coke-fueled dreams, right before he passes out? Thank you. We were all wondering.
Say, maybe this obligates Trumpty Dumpty to do the obvious, which is, put Junior on the ticket with him. I mean it makes sense, right? The two most popular GOPers. Think of it, friends, the Trump/Trump ticket, 2024. As much as that notion makes the yous and mes throw up, you know who would throw up even harder if it was suggested to him? Donald Trump, Sr. You can take that one to the bank.
Your point about Junior being the only non politician stuck in my head and it took me a couple of minutes to figure out why. And the answer (if I’m right) means he has really stepped in a dinosaur sized pile of shit. Or more accurately dived into like a kid diving into a pile of leaves.
Obviously Junior commissioned this poll, and if as I suspect he influenced the names on it there’s one missing. Can you imagine Wannabe Princess Ivanaka’s reaction? SHE after all spent four years with daddy at the WH playing government! Does anybody think for one second that she didn’t envision herself becoming daddy’s VP and then succeeding him? It gets even better however. Junior only trails Trump himself in net favorability by six points! You think Trump won’t hit the ceiling when he sees that? Hell, he will probably arrange for a pallet of boxes filled with cocaine cut with fentanyl to Don Jr. so he will OD and be dead, buried and forgotten.
You’re absolutely right. Those are all considerations. And in all truth, Ivanka was “senior advisor” and so that does give her more government experience than Junior.
Dear God, how did we live through it? I remember when those two assholes, Jared and Ivanka were named as senior advisors and I thought I would faint. And then it got worse.
I was pissed when they were announced as Special Advisors even though they weren’t going on the formal govt. payroll. I figured they’d use the exposure and access to do some of what their respective families do best which is grift. That would have been plenty bad enough but they actually tried to do shit. Involved themselves in actual policy and even diplomacy! That was soooo much worse. (And of course they grifted big-time as we all knew they would) They took “playing government” much too seriously and we’ll likely never know the full extent of the damage they did.
The wino on the corner says HE’S king of France. Maybe Donnie, the talking beard, can be Queen of France if leningrad Lindsey doesn’t get his panties twisted. Hey linnypoo, YOU can still remain Queen of the gay pride March in DC. DONNIE JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES & REPEAT IM THE SMARTEST SON. THE BEST LOOKING SON. THE FAVORITE CHILD. UH OH. Where did I put my favorite straw?
Well he is probably marginally more popular than Earache