Changes are happening in Lauren Boebert’s world. Apparently she’s decided that being a knock off Sarah Palin isn’t working anymore. Maybe it’s because of the arrival of congressional candidate Kate Arrington who is yet another Palin clone, with the glasses and the straight brown hair. Or — and this is plausible, stay with me now — maybe Arrington is one of an entire army of Palin clones that the GOP intends to unleash and run for congress.
Think of this as the GOP’s answer to the Stepford Wives. This cadre will be an elite corps of women, all idiots and all bearing the signature hairdo and glasses.
If that’s the case, Boebert may have gotten wind of it and decided to use her old tactics, the ones that got her giving birth in the front seat of a pickup truck. We can only speculate here, all we know is that for some reason she decided to muss her hair, take off the glasses and give the ghost of Marilyn Monroe a run for the money.
Sporting a new look, Boebert recounts the incident where she yelled out during SOTU. She talks about Pelosi telling her to shut up, then says the mom of a “lieutenant corporal” (there’s no such thing) wrote her to thank her. pic.twitter.com/0WFuy1PLI8
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) March 15, 2022
And I’m sure the woman started crying and calling her “Sir” don’t you suppose?
Wait…I just found something…..could these be the Lt. Corporals?
By George, I think we’ve got it. I think those are the Lt. Corporals. Of what branch of the military? I hope it’s Space Force. I say that because maybe they’ll launch out into the cosmos and take Boebert with them, please God.
Sorry, lob, you are still… pic.twitter.com/AFyb56oNt6
— AFriendofGod ? (@ScreenNameit) March 15, 2022
It’s that time again. #LaurenBoebertIsSoStupid is going to start trending again.
Are the Lt. Corporals in service to Prince John? Just wondering.
— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) March 15, 2022
We can’t leave Prince John out of this. He’s very important in the scheme of things. He’s going to ascend to the British throne around the time that Mike Lindell wins his Supreme Court case and Donald Trump is reinstated, along with a profound apology from the Democratic party and a petition signed by the entire world asking Trump to stay in office forever and rule as King, and dump Melania and make Boebert his Queen.
Ahh but Don John doesn’t like losers – and John lost all his loot in the Wash
Nobody should be this stupid and still allowed to publish trash on any website, it IS an attempt to show her as knowing things, but, once again, the challenge was too steep … 🙂
They should send Lauren Boebert
and Margery Taylor Greene to Moscow for Putin’s Festival of the Golden Showers. ?
As a former Marine, I’m sure the term is “Lance Corporal, an E3 in the USMC.) It’s abbreviated LCpl. Very few people outside the military are familiar with Marine Corps enlisted ranks because we are smaller in numbers than the other services (except the Coast Guard – but I believe its ranks match the Navy’s.)
After I realized that, I started to wonder what she would have done with GySgt. General Sergrant? General-ly Sergeant? Who can tell? It’s a sure bet she wouldn’t have gotten it right.
Semper Fidelis brother! I actually think all of the services have some weirdness when naming ranks. Petty Officer in the Navy sounds kinda demeaning to their non-coms. Then the Army has the whole Specialist thing. Technical Sgt. for example in the Air Force. And I always wondered what the deal was with Generals. Majors rank a couple of notches higher than Lieutenants but in MAJOR Generals outrank Lt. Generals! Never made sense to me. And are you old enough to remember when Navy Commodores who’d spent so long in a snit because one star flag officers in other services got to call themselves Generals but they didn’t get to call themselves Admirals? The top Navy Brass, ever sensitive to its image decided it was time to “give Commodores their due” and create a name that had the word Admiral in it. I recall various names being considered, and in the end the Navy wound up pissing off one stars in every other branch by going with Rear Admiral Lower Half (for one stars, formerly Commodores) and Rear Admiral Upper Half for two stars, with the qualifier LH and UH added after the word Admiral. Which of course was quickly almost always unless absolutely positively necessary for official orders dropped. Both one star and two star Admirals were referred to as Admirals. Yes, it rubbed some two stars the wrong way but they got over it because of how it pissed off Brigadier Generals (one stars) in the other services.
What I remember most was a running joke (at least in the Corps and even among enlisted sailors) that what really offended the sensibilities of Commodores and even Admirals was that Commodore sounded too much like COMMODE! Which since so many Navy flag officers are assholes was rather appropriate.